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Old 09-23-2016 | 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Cuda911
Cut him some slack. Clearly, he meant to write "MILF failure."
Maybe he meant MIL (mother in law) failure?
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Old 09-24-2016 | 02:36 AM
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

In any case, your IMSB is putting on a clown costume and plotting your demise. Stay vigilant.
Old 09-24-2016 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by b3freak
I used to love the marketing of Ferrari with their new cars.
They'd say, "You can get your new Ferrari in any color you like as long as it's Rosso Corsa."
That is funny. Blue on tan F355 targa 6 speed is my favorite.
Old 09-24-2016 | 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by wyovino
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.

In any case, your IMSB is putting on a clown costume and plotting your demise. Stay vigilant.

I'm happy. But I want to be very happy. And that makes me sad.
Old 09-24-2016 | 03:14 PM
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Or as Rumsfeld said...

There are things you know you know and things you know you don't know and things you don't know you know and things you don't know you don't know. And then ther is the 996 engine.
Old 09-25-2016 | 01:05 PM
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Originally Posted by johnireland
Or as Rumsfeld said...

There are things you know you know and things you know you don't know and things you don't know you know and things you don't know you don't know. And then ther is the 996 engine.
...a free people are free to do stupid things
Old 09-25-2016 | 03:20 PM
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Old 09-26-2016 | 10:23 AM
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Today's RL learnt:

People "that leave" Rennlist actually don't really leave at all, but show up with *new* accounts to harass and prove their sociopathic ways are actually true.
Old 09-27-2016 | 09:56 AM
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The rubberized paint that Porsche uses to cover the interior center console, seat backs, and dash surround is the same "scratch-off" paint used on Lottery tickets. Go figure.
Old 09-27-2016 | 06:18 PM
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I just scratched off three horse shoes. What did I win?
Old 09-27-2016 | 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Cuda911
I just scratched off three horse shoes. What did I win?
Three scratched horse shoes.
Old 09-27-2016 | 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by DTMiller
Three scratched horse shoes.
And a horse that is going to walk funny.
Old 09-28-2016 | 01:19 AM
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And a free surf and turf at the local casino . . .
Old 09-28-2016 | 10:14 AM
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Ash tray in leather (XY6) and Fresh Air vent in leather (XZ6) are actually listed right next to each other.

hahaha

called Porsche's exclusiv options.
Old 09-28-2016 | 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by b3freak
Ash tray in leather (XY6) and Fresh Air vent in leather (XZ6) are actually listed right next to each other.

hahaha

called Porsche's exclusiv options.
Hey! There is NO way I could have survived the last 15 years without those leather vent slats!

Jesus, you people have no standards of taste around here!




(really though, the leather slates are quite nice)

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