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Old 09-23-2016, 12:54 PM
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Originally Posted by 5CHN3LL
^ For those of you unfamiliar with regional linguistics in American english, "bless your heart" is southern standard American english for "go f**k yourself."

1121. If a sweet southern lady ever says, "well, bless your heart," what she means is "I hope this a$$clown dies in a fire after getting gangbanged by a horde of robots wielding glass-encrusted pneumatic dong-arms."
Absolutely right! hahaha I've had it told to me many times and you'd know exactly what it meant.
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Old 09-23-2016, 12:55 PM
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117: Turkeys = vacations.
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Old 09-23-2016, 12:56 PM
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√¯-2. At any moment, in any comment, on any thread, the bottom half of the internet could appear.
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Old 09-23-2016, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Cuda911
117: Turkeys = vacations.

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Old 09-23-2016, 01:12 PM
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69696969. Nailed it!
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Old 09-23-2016, 01:13 PM
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1122: Schnelly likes to ruin things by explaining them in agonizing (if absolutely hilarious) detail.
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Old 09-23-2016, 01:23 PM
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114: Although naked boobies are not permitted, for some odd reason it is OK to post pix of huge naked *****:


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Old 09-23-2016, 01:37 PM
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114: Although naked boobies are not permitted, for some odd reason it is OK to post pix of huge naked *****:
I've never gotten in trouble for posting naked boobies.

Case in point:
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Old 09-23-2016, 01:46 PM
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#2309845723045897: Hooning is for rebels


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Old 09-23-2016, 01:46 PM
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Nice ***:
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Old 09-23-2016, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by DTMiller
69696969. Nailed it!
Thanks DT. Huge improvement over the last avatar - really no comparison. The guards red is more, well, guards redier.

(And, for 2 extra brownie points, you even finished it before that countdown timer expired)
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There are a lot of red cars on the road, let's face it. What? It's the truth.

But the red Porsches are very, very beautiful cars. Fantastic cars. Incredible driving experience. The good people of Stuttgart are tremendous workers and I applaud them.

So let's not forget, there are red cars and there are red Porsches. Choose wisely, okay?
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There are a lot of red cars on the road, let's face it. What? It's the truth.

But the red Porsches are very, very beautiful cars. Fantastic cars. Incredible driving experience. The good people of Stuttgart are tremendous workers and I applaud them.

So let's not forget, there are red cars and there are red Porsches. Choose wisely, okay?

I used to love the marketing of Ferrari with their new cars.
They'd say, "You can get your new Ferrari in any color you like as long as it's Rosso Corsa."
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Old 09-23-2016, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Cuda911
117: Turkeys = vacations.
It actually took me a few seconds to figure out what the heck you were doing there!!!

To be clear...I got a very nice warning but managed to avoid vacay because, presumably, that pic is so darn hot!

I think gnat is obsessed with it personally...
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Old 09-23-2016, 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo911
It actually took me a few seconds to figure out what the heck you were doing there!!! To be clear...I got a very nice warning but managed to avoid vacay because, presumably, that pic is so darn hot! I think gnat is obsessed with it personally...
Does that mean you can repost it.
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