i perform weekly boroscopes and keep Jake Raby on retainer

 

996 Ownership Guide

Operating Your Vehicle
Step 1: Before starting the vehicle, check the sump, is it wet, or dry? If dry, proceed to Step 3, otherwise continue onto Step 2.
Step 2: You have a wet sump -- under no circumstance should you drive your car. Proceed immediately to the boutique engine builder of your choice and spend an additional $30,000. Do not drive your car after the engine is replaced as the engine will wear and it will diminish the value of your vehicle.

Step 3: Do not drive your car, it will hurt the resale value.

 

I love this thread lmao

 

Hmmm...I'm just gonna leave this here...

https://www.hagerty.com/media/market...-to-vancouver/

 

If it's a dry sump and someone spits on it, is it now a wet sump or a moist sump?

A lot of big off-shore money sitting in that city as well, no surprise the cars reflect that.

 

I don't want anything from a country that puts beans on toast and has the audacity to.call it breakfast. Or a toast sandwich.

 

Chewsday inn'it?

 

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin' & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling. ill waste u and smash a fokin bottle oer yer head bruv, i swer 2 christ. ya think u can fokin run ya gabber at me whilst sittin on yer **** behind a lil screen? think again wanka. im callin me homeboys rite now preparin for a proper scrap. A roomble thatll make ur nan sore jus hearin about it. yer a waste bruv. me crew be all over tha place & ill beat ya to a proper fokin pulp with me fists wanka. if i aint satisfied w/ that ill borrow me m8s cricket paddle & see if that gets u the fok out o' newcastle ya daft kunt. if ye had seen this bloody fokin mess commin ye might a' kept ya gabber from runnin. but it seems yea stupid lil ****, innit? ima ****e fury & ull drown in it m8. ur ina proper mess ****.

 

Ooooh...a hot toastie or breakfast bap would hit the spot right now mate!

 

wots the craic???

 

You speak American goodly!

 

I miss the glory days of being 19 years old, driving across the bridge from Detroit to Windsor, starting the night with Labatt Blue, poutine, and 5-pin bowling at the Palladium. It would then of course go down hill as we stumbled our way through Windsor Casino, hit a few bars, then close the night at Cheetah's.

Canada is such a great place. Many fond, yet fuzzy, memories. Still have some leftover loonies and toonies laying around in the coin jars!

 

When the comparison is vs Detroit.......

 

Hey. I love Detroit just as much as any other city I've been lucky enough to live in. They all have their pros and cons...., Detroit just has a huskier chunk of cons.

 

All in good fun.