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Old 06-12-2003, 06:45 PM
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PEE WEE HERMEN WAS HERE! As I quickly ran outta the vette back into the aztek I found...
Old 06-12-2003, 06:52 PM
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That I had inadvertently picked up a dvd that PEE WEE had left in the vette named 'Big mommas goin wild'....
Old 06-12-2003, 06:59 PM
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Needless to say I needed more cash to upgrade to a nice 996 rental. Luckily I learned of a adult section on ebay earlier in the day when surfing the rennlist. I put the fat girl **** on ebay with a "But It Now" of $1000. Of course it sold right away so I went back to the budget car rental place and told them to give me the Vegas addition 996. The neon lights weren't working so I had to settle for the Aztek again. I went ahead and took it, hauled *** out of there. All of the sudden I here a banging noise from the back of the car. I thought , "did the mafia stick someone back there?" It surely sounded like someone tied up in a cheap suit........
Old 06-12-2003, 07:06 PM
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The Aasssteck did not come with the optional DVD player so I just discarded it without even thinking about selling it to the National ENquirer. The drive to Detroit was rather uneventful, as I hit I-75 I began to wonder how I would locate the ever so elusive engineer?? I assumed that he would use one of his aliases but since he was forbidden to enter the U.S. since the Reagan administration, I assume he would not use of the ones that I am aware of and would have to have some kind of contact in Detroit for a fake passport. I have only been to Detroit once before and many years ago but I remembered the restaurant next to the fruit terminal where all the underground bosses would meet. I pulled up at about 10:30 pm, only to find that the place was shut down a couple of years ago. I would start again in the morning in Auburn Hills at the Daimler-Chrysler world headquarters, but without clues as to his alias this would prove to be very difficult. I arrived early, the booths were just being set up for the job fair, I saw a group of German engineers speaking in their native tongue, I got close enough to hear the conversation and was able to make out part of the conversation. They were talking about none other than.....
Old 06-12-2003, 07:10 PM
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Admin, please delete
Old 06-12-2003, 07:18 PM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by Drewster67:
<strong>Admin, please delete</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">PAUSE THE STORY.....

Ok man, apparently you guys don't have any fun over in 928 land but watch yourself while you are in 924/944/951/968 land. We don't want to have to smack you down. If an admin wanted to delete this they will. They don't need you holding there hand.....

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Old 06-12-2003, 07:20 PM
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">Originally posted by BartW:
<strong>They were talking about none other than.....</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana,Tahoma,Helvetica">....Mike Tyson, they were arguing over whether or not he own the Tyson chicken company.....
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German engineer #1... Well obviously Mike Tyson owns Tyson Chicken, look -- the poor birds dont even have any ears...
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Sorry to Everyone in Advance Except ...

Michael - Are you so always wound up tight or are you just an a**hole by trait?. T

The only thing I ment to delete was my contribution to the story, nothing else - My window had passed and my contribution did not fit the context at the time it was sent - So I asked admin to delete my post. Read between the lines or do I need to spell it out further for you.

BTW - I rather enjoyed the mix until you had to mess it up and another thing, If i found offense to this topic in anyway, I would of sent the admin a PM -

What are you thinking Man?.

And YES - I have owned 2 87 924S - Both Mint - FYI
Old 06-12-2003, 08:02 PM
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LOL, Drew I thought you meant the whole topic, sorry, I was about to type out a nasty reply!
Old 06-12-2003, 08:06 PM
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He has 1245 posts. He knows that an admin isn't going to come and delete just his post because it didn't "fit"

He was just trying to cover his ***....
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Your a peice of work Michael - Users do not have the ability to delete posts and I wasn't trying to cover anything. If you have anything else you would like to say, do me and everybody else a favor and do it off the board. I'll be happy to reply.
Old 06-12-2003, 08:23 PM
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Engineer #2 said: It must be Tyson owning the chicken company since he does nothing other than choking the chicken after his rape charge.
Old 06-12-2003, 08:35 PM
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Engineer #3 said: I think Tyson like the new engineer from Germany. I think he used to work for Porsche and you know how Tyson likes them older guys especially after getting out of jail....
Old 06-12-2003, 09:02 PM
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And they all lived happily ever after.

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