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06-13-2003, 11:14 AM
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......and listened to Janet Blaupunkt Reno call on her radio to see if there had been a sighting of the engineer or the moderation twins.......
06-13-2003, 11:26 AM
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She said, "no," but mumbled something about "J-D" before she screamed and her voice turned to static silence. What is this "J-D"?? Is he the engineer?? I grabbed my phone, the cool flip down kind, and said "Moderator". Who I was saying it to, I had no idea, but I saw something like that in a movie once, thought it was cool. I was instantly connected to...
06-13-2003, 12:04 PM
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Actual factory that produces those aftermarket german motor mounts that ooze an unknown substance that goes gush gush every time my car screeches to a halt. No, I decided that I would allow the TV investigative types to play with that one. I sat there and pondered.........
What if??????????
What if??????????
06-13-2003, 12:14 PM
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... no scratch that! I can't go down THAT road, I thought to myself as I threw it out the window. Egads, why would some one want to smoke THAT?
The light had turned green, but I couldn't pull forward, since the car in front of me stalled out. "Drat", I exclaimed to no one in particular, and then I took a second look a the car. A ratted out 924, covered in miscellaneous bumper stickers... one of which caught my eye. "WWJD" Hmmm, is this the final clue? What could it mean? I noticed that it had small letters along the bottom, so I pulled a little closer, and squinted slightly, trying to focus... then it hit me! "Why Worry, John Dunkle". It was then that I knew, we had crossed that existential plane and were hurtling towards nothingness. But wait, who was driving the 924... as the driver got the car restarted, the sound of the eRam hit my brain like the sound of mosquitos hitting the zapper! AMAF, again, my nemesis!
The light had turned green, but I couldn't pull forward, since the car in front of me stalled out. "Drat", I exclaimed to no one in particular, and then I took a second look a the car. A ratted out 924, covered in miscellaneous bumper stickers... one of which caught my eye. "WWJD" Hmmm, is this the final clue? What could it mean? I noticed that it had small letters along the bottom, so I pulled a little closer, and squinted slightly, trying to focus... then it hit me! "Why Worry, John Dunkle". It was then that I knew, we had crossed that existential plane and were hurtling towards nothingness. But wait, who was driving the 924... as the driver got the car restarted, the sound of the eRam hit my brain like the sound of mosquitos hitting the zapper! AMAF, again, my nemesis!
06-13-2003, 12:43 PM
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... Threw it at that dastardly AMAF ninga dude. Then out of nowhere, a middle-eastern mafioso looking fellow came to my aid spouting poetry about some peter-pan guy. Incrdibly, this .....
06-13-2003, 12:57 PM
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...fella who was spouting the poetry suddenly stopped. He quickly morphed into Gary Coleman, with an extra wing on his back, then morphed into a Coles Notes book. I ran over and picked up the book, but every page just said one word.......
06-13-2003, 03:16 PM
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...I wandered into a nearby pub to ponder the meaning of what I had read. I had to escape the weather. It was hot outside, but cool. I asked the bartender for a sasparilla, but he gave me a cross threaded power steering pump adjuster instead. I realized that the bartender was Craig944. His ritalin had worn off and he kept asking how fast I could get to 60mph. I turned to leave when...
06-13-2003, 03:29 PM
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I saw Craig944 trying to hand me a kricket tool.. I said, well that is no match for the 9201. But alas, maybe that is what I can use to defeat the engineer after all! Cheap tool takes out cheap designer. Its all coming together now... Wooden spike kills dracula, silver bullet kills.... well I cant remeber all this now because I am so excited...
06-13-2003, 03:34 PM
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I ****** the kricket tool from his hand and try to race out the door, only to realize that while I was musing about cheap tools, the dastardly Craig944 had tied my shoelaces together!
06-13-2003, 03:39 PM
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...when I stepped outside I heard the deafening sound of jet engines coming at me. Out of the sky swooped Kijo the flying 944. Devia opened the gullwing door and said "Get in quick, we have to help Sid loosen his nuts!" When I got in I saw the newly installed golf ball cannon and thought...