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06-12-2003, 12:09 PM
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It was that damn smelly chic. She had a serious brown-out this time. But wait.... through the fumes I could see the ghost of the rubber clutch man beckoning me...
06-12-2003, 12:21 PM
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...at this point I realized that I must be in some level of the Matrix, so I jumped into the air and hovered for a bit so I could figure out my next move. Then it came to me. The vibrations from the aftermarket motor mount in my shoe should disable the smelly chick...
06-12-2003, 12:32 PM
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Then, suddenly, my chest began to tighten. I began coughing, seemingly uncontrollably. My breath came in short gasps as I struggled to take in air. A strange rash appeared on my skin, little red bumps that burned like crazy.
It was at this point that I realized I had contracted both Monkey Pox (from that cursed Armani-wearing prarie dog) and SARS (why must I be in Taiwan??). The prognosis was seemingly grim....
It was at this point that I realized I had contracted both Monkey Pox (from that cursed Armani-wearing prarie dog) and SARS (why must I be in Taiwan??). The prognosis was seemingly grim....
06-12-2003, 12:48 PM
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...There had to be another cure. I whipped out my 9201 and followed the needle on the dial. It led me to a glowing field. I wondered what it could be and then realized it was a 'Type R' rice paddie...
06-12-2003, 01:02 PM
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... With some serious super-funk radiating towards me. This must mean that smelly chick and the engineer were nearby. It only seems to make sense that the big "E" is from the land of Type R.
As I waded into the rice patty I soon realized I was surrounded by sun-roof boobytraps. I thought to myself....
As I waded into the rice patty I soon realized I was surrounded by sun-roof boobytraps. I thought to myself....
06-12-2003, 01:10 PM
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Nitttruss.. He He He Haaw ... Ummmm .. Huh.
Okay I'm Better now... no wait Ha Ha Ha He Ha.... <img border="0" alt="[oops]" title="" src="graemlins/oops.gif" />
06-12-2003, 01:29 PM
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...as the smell of that wet greasy fart assaulted my nostrils it occurred to me; it wasn't Olestra in those fat free Pringles, it was Mobil1. I figured my only defense against her mighty bowel barrage at this point was to screw a Mahle filter onto my nose, only to realize the parts store only stocked Fram!
06-12-2003, 01:49 PM
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...I decided I'd just have to hold my breath and chase her down. Just as I was catching up, she jumped into a 924. It shot flames out the back, did a wheelie and sped off. Out of the corner of my eye I saw a badge on the back of the car. "Twin Turbo Automatic". It was AMAF!!! I grabbed a phone and dialed the 'Rent a Ninja hotline'...
