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It was then that I saw "REDREDRUM" written in what could only be blood over the fireplace mantle. Pausing briefly to make light of the poor spelling, I searched for clues of what had happened. What looked at first like a heap of those red shop rags actually turned out to be the remains of a woodchuck. Strange, I thought...

Manning

...why would a woodchuck shave its armpits?

Matt O.

woodchucks aren't indiginous to this area. Hmm... Just then, "BANG!!!" a loud noise broke the silence, "HOLY SH...

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..IT"

MM951

Its the damn FART

Wade B

Yes the sound of a fart had broken the silence. But had it been a fart, or as fart CAN ? Was it her again, or was it them ? Afraid to breathe for fear of what might await, I could hold my breath no longer, and as the acrid air passed through my nostrils, it was evident; nasty, nasty, putrid,....naaaaawwwsss.......

Chris_924s

and it goes "Woo Woo!!!, said Bubb Rubb - It had been him with the greasy farts all along- wearing his Sister's dress, nonetheless.. He's got nice legs, I mumbled quietly to myself, a little embarrased at what I had just thought.
He started chanting "MidEastMafia Rules.." as his pesonal mantra, when all of a sudden..

Wade B

Damn, got to get another wallet, this one's starting to taste like sh*t. Yeah, you guessed it, no shoes and that lawn mower feeling again. I was still in Claudia's apartment, but I didn't get to see who violated me. It's not like I had a list of likelies. I gotta' get outta' here........

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and get back on the road. No time for rest, as I've got to make it to the Zone by sundown. If you don't know, the "Zone" is a place where nothing will rust. The "Zone" is on the planet "Galvani".

Luckily, the GURU had left one of his latest creations in the backyard of Claudia's place. The "G-motion version 9.5.1" was a prototype space vehicle powered only by a precise mixture of Roma tomato juice and Tang. It is said that the G-motion could...

Matt O.

give the Twin Turbo Viper 924S a run for it's money, but I had my doubts...

Jay W

So I hopped in and turned the lighted key with a strange looking crest on it. Boy this thing sure can fly I thought. But then as I revved it up a bit to see where the boost kicked in, uuuugghh it has a bit of a miss at 3500. Well now I am going to have to get out to find that darn vacuum leak...

Matt O.

Just then the flying ostrich appears and burries his head under my hood.

Seconds later, the G-motion comes to life. Man, what CAN'T that ostrich do??

sweanders

Another thing I wondered about was the 0-60 time for an ostrich..

944S2NUT

THE END?

Matt O.

No, there are always 1/4 mile times I though, the 0-60 time was no where near the end. What was I thinking??