Alpine951

As I fell forward on my face, I felt searing pain in my face from breaking my nose as I fell on the steel toed boot of Brunhilda, the bar maiden. I blacked out from the pain.

Wade B

...."what a great weapon to use against the compound". Devia set course for due west......

Jeff928S4

As soon as we landed, there was a man waiting

"What is your name", I asked. "I'm AFJuvat from the Island of the Pelicans", he replied. I couldn't believe it. I had heard rumors about him and his ability to fight the legion of German designers.

"Why are you here?", I asked. "I have been waiting for you!", he replied. "I know the secret name the engineer will be using".

"His name is 'Renn', and he knows you are after him....many are after him.......he has been hunted by the people of BMW after he designed that M3 engine that would randomly blow up.....he has been hunted by the Ford people for designing the fuel system in the Pinto.....and I have heard rumors that the Civic Nation are looking for him right now!!!".

"....but why the people of Honda??", I asked. "And why does he think I'm after him....I've been so close to getting him, yet he sleeks away everytime".

AFJuvat replied....."He has a weakness.....you have to find it.....the key is why the Civic Nation is after him....."

"The answer lies in the song from that stupid Civic Nation commercial.......".

I started singing over and over again in my head...."Callin' all my brothers from the North to the South - callin' all my brothers from the East to the West.......".

I thanked AFJuvat and told him to give a shout out to the fry guy...much love for the fry guy....whoot....whoot.

I have to find the clue to the engineers weakness. It's in that song.....but what is it????

Hummmmmm............

Jeff928S4

.......now I can't get that song out of my head....literally. It's all I can think of.

....but why this song???? Why Civic Nation???

There is no way he started the Rice fad, is there?

If he did.....how is he still alive and what else could he be capable of???? He must be stopped!!!.......

pete944

..as we flew at the speed of smell I saw a large bird alongside matching our speed. It was Skip the Ostrich from Paragonia. "I didn't know ostriches could fly so fast" I yelled to him. "How else can I be virtually everywhere?" he responded. With a hearty "Hi Ho Koni, Away!!" he went into a steep dive and...

BartW

informed me that the enineer's favorite race was coming up, the 24 hrs of Nurburgring, nothing like putting poorly designed parts to a 24 hour test and if you break down, quite possibly the longest walk back to the pits, he thrives on this stuff. I realized that checking into a hotel may scare him off so I call Claudia Shiffer, my ex-girlfriend, to see if I could stay there. She was out of town but said that my key would still work in the place, she is a great sport, we broke because I could not keep my hands off most of her supermodel friends but she still loves me even if it is not meant to be. I will be flying out shortly from ....

Wade B

......an aiport near Claudia's friend Uma's house.........

slinky

on Easter Island.

Dead - 951

Side note... Uma is a really great person but a little bit lacking in the crainial department, if you know what I mean. Nice tush though. Sometimes I would play John Travolta and we would...

slinky

take our faces off like in the movie.

Wade B

Sure enough, when I arrived back at the compound, there was a flurry of activity outside. Gnomes, Perot, Reno, all huddled outside shaking their heads, probably indicating no signs of Renn or moderators. Looks like it's back overseas to the 24 hours and the.......

pete944

...engineer. A plan was forming in my mind. If I could get Claudia and her friend to...oh ,wait, not that plan, this one...I can use this incredibly sticky tailight lens goo to...

Matt O.

stick that dang heater clip in place because the flying 944 was always blowing hot air.

BartW

anyway, I arrived at Claudia's house only to find that the door was unlocked, hmmm????

Manning

As I start to open the door I notice a wire, as if the door were booby trapped (huh, huh, he said booby). I froze for a moment to think. What could this be? As I peered through the crack in the partially opened door I notice the wire led to a G-Tech. That dastardly Craig944 had wire the door so he could find out how fast it would go from 0-60. I stepped back from the door and turned around...