pcutt

Ok, I'll start the story and everyone else just pile on! Here goes...

"Oh, so that's how you want to play, huh?" I thought as I fingered the Momo and dropped her down into third...

jabbadeznuts

Then As I rev matched the engine to wheel speed, I shot forward.

BartW

"I could barely see him in the rearview when I slowed due to an approaching intersection, then out of nowhere the mosquite buzzing sound got louder and as he flew by me I could only make out his yell 'NAAAWWWSSS'." Sorry I couldn't resist, I was behind what resembled an Escort in primer about an hour ago with all kinds of fiberglass all over it and the rear bumper hanging off and a big old fart can.

ELLSSUU

Sweat was beading from my brow as I realized what I had just done. Sure there are bank robbers and those that knock over convenient stores but I just heisted a Snowball Stand. It was a pretty good stick up too considering all that was in my jacket pocket was those Snap ring pliers that I used to change my @%^&#% thermostat with. Ha Ha Hardy Har Har, the teenage girl thought that they were actually a Glock. Well now I need to figure out how to fence 11 bottles of Strawberry Syrup and 2 cases of cone shaped paper cups.............. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />

Crackhead944S

I thought of fencing the paper cups, but the heat was on the look out. So, I decided to sell the paper cups as cold air intakes on ebay.

Wagz

They caught on so i decided to hop on a plane bound for Germany...

Riff

..to finally break my foot off in the backside of the Porsche "engineer" who is responsible for the t-stat. I cracked my knuckles in anticipation the entire 8 hour flight over until.....

Jay W

The plane started climbing and diving, seemingly totally out of control. So I ran to the cockpit with my cheesehead bolt socket and found....

v944god

...a hot chic totally naked laying across the pilots seat. I grabbed the socket and began to work my way to her lower body when all of a sudden...

Skip

she farted... a wet one.

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Sami951

"Nasty!" I thought, and promptly left the cockpit, trying to hold my breath. Luckily there were some emergency parachutes laying on the floor, so I grabbed one and bailed out...

Sean

I pulled the ripcord and the parachute opened. As I drifted gracefully towards the earth I thought to myself, "Damn the luck! I should be back home fingering the Momo!"

For that's what I called my one true love, the light of my life, the woman of my dreams..."the Momo." She called me "Schmoopie" and I called her Momo. These were silly little nicknames, sure, but isn't love itself silly?

I opened my eyes and saw the ground rushing towards me at breakneck speed. At that moment I realized that I wasn't in Germany...

*Michael.*

.....but on a deserted island. I heard the cry of a Velico Raptor in the distance. The sound was getting closer. I started to have flashbacks to this movie I once saw..."this is strange," I thought....

Sami951

...and continued "anyway, I'm not going to find out what happens if that Raptor finds me".

With no sense of direction after the plane incident, I just tried to get as far as possible from where ever the dinosaur noise was coming. After a short hike I stumbled across a cliff looking over a small valley; Admiring the view, I suddenly realized there was a small hut down there, hidden neatly behind the trees...

mouse

....made entirely out of used deodorant sticks.