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Old 06-12-2003, 05:56 PM
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...this would taste great with some nachos....
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...she hollered as she...
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...looked down at the puddle of what used to be Rubber clutch man...
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And thought, why repaint my WHOLE car when I can just re-use what is left of rubber clutch man on my hood...
Old 06-12-2003, 06:20 PM
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the day was nearly over when I got a call from the Washington D.C. office, it was my secretary, she had received an urgent message from Lee Iacocca, "dear mr.00X, I have been following your search for a few years now and I believe that I have some information that may be very helpful to you". I was astounded, what could the former Chrysler chairman have to tell me??? When I got into LAX from Taiwan, I immediately returned his call. He was not in but his secretary said he left the following message for me "Chrysler, since being overtaken by Daimler, is hiring many German engineers at the job fair this weekend, since the man you are after has got to be unemployable as an engineer in Germany after that poor design, he is likely to surface at the job fair here, good luck" This was a great clue, I decided to fly to Detroit immediately but all direct flights were full so I would have to stop off in.....
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Lancaster.
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But on the way it made a detour and flew through the legs of the St. Louis Arch. Whos idea was that? Now the FAA wants to talk but...
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As I had heard they have outstanding cheese. Besides, little do most people know that the Amish are really a transplanted secret ninja order, by way of Germany.
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And then I came upon "IT". The sercret Porsche assembly line where they stuff LT-1 V-8's into 944's. Everyone there was so happy in their work. They said "Un Porsche wit der horsenpower, yes? Ve shuld hav made der horsenpower 944 many yerds ago, yes? Es so much bedder wit der horsenpower. Dem 'merican boys sur ar der smart ones, yes!" And then it dawned on me...they'r right!!! So I caught the next plane back to the good ol' USA with the plan on converting all 944 to LT-1's when....................
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The plane took yet another unexpected detour, heading straight for the first horse drawn cart it could find within the continental US...
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since my connection would not leave till the next morning, I decided that the 3.5 hour drive would be the best solution, I quickly ran downstairs to the car rental agency and picked up my car, a 2003 ...
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Pontiac Aztek
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Chevy COrvette, with that 45 year old design engine that makes lots of power but has the finesse of an elephant in a china store.
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I checked the glovebox, sure enough - there was a bright red bow tie...
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along with a pouch of Redman chew from the last redneck or burnout who rented this hideous thing


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