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#153
Rennlist Member
So you admit to sexually assaulting a police officers children as retaliation for his choice of legitimate legal medicine?
Then you brag about it to strangers in the internet... You continue to impress!
Perhaps you are in fact the ******* neighbor...The old fat guy who is always smoking meats, getting drunk, rambling about all the women he slept with, while blasting crappy music at all hours.... While the guy nextdoor is a civil servant with kids who chooses to medicate on his own property in a safe outdoor environment.
Then you brag about it to strangers in the internet... You continue to impress!
Perhaps you are in fact the ******* neighbor...The old fat guy who is always smoking meats, getting drunk, rambling about all the women he slept with, while blasting crappy music at all hours.... While the guy nextdoor is a civil servant with kids who chooses to medicate on his own property in a safe outdoor environment.
Just sayin'; Carry on.
FWIW, I don't like the smell of MJ wafting over the fence from my next door neighbor, either.
Last edited by porschedog; 03-28-2022 at 03:15 PM.
#154
Three Wheelin'
Every once in a while a neighbor is going to **** you off.
sometimes you don’t say nothing, when it matters to you you take a stand. I wasn’t going to let a guy that move next to me 3 years ago completely change the rules dynamics of the neighborhood. If you conquered a land are you willing to let a new comer take over, just saying.
#155
Rennlist Member
You should send Will Smith over there to slap the neighbor around a little. 😁
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wdb (03-28-2022)
#157
Rennlist Member
Hah! 😂
#158
Three Wheelin'
Literally I shipped a box full of ****, liquid diet.
Went to the supermarket today Kroger, I only bought beer. Literally I’m on a liquid diet, in addition to beer
being on sale, I used my Amex blue cash preferred, 6 percent cash back on supermarkets. When you get past 50, everything changes, so now that I’m turning 54, my insurance wants to test me for colon cancer every two years. So yes I literally shipped today a box full of ****. I was tempted to put my dogs poop 💩 in there but I thought about the repercussions, I would have gotten a call saying you are not human, etc, plus I was probably going to **** my primary care physician and the insurance company. Need to reload on bourbon and rum.
I love the prices in Texas.
The new Belgium double Imperial Juicy IPA is outstanding, had two last night with pizza. So Had to buy a six pack today. The shinner one is good too and selling at a discount so why not. Those are my impulse buys.
This is pretty good bourbon, price is niece too, which is important too me.
being on sale, I used my Amex blue cash preferred, 6 percent cash back on supermarkets. When you get past 50, everything changes, so now that I’m turning 54, my insurance wants to test me for colon cancer every two years. So yes I literally shipped today a box full of ****. I was tempted to put my dogs poop 💩 in there but I thought about the repercussions, I would have gotten a call saying you are not human, etc, plus I was probably going to **** my primary care physician and the insurance company. Need to reload on bourbon and rum.
I love the prices in Texas.
The new Belgium double Imperial Juicy IPA is outstanding, had two last night with pizza. So Had to buy a six pack today. The shinner one is good too and selling at a discount so why not. Those are my impulse buys.
This is pretty good bourbon, price is niece too, which is important too me.
#159
Racer
#160
Three Wheelin'
Already gone
They want to test fresh poop 💩 that has been preserved. So anyway sampled at 8:30 am was at UPS
store before 9 am. Anyway still had the instructions in the bathroom. Last time while I was visiting my mom in Puerto Rico, we went to our farm and I had to go to the bathroom, i sent my wife some pictures of my turds 💩 because I had to crap outside anyway she was offended by that. The pictures below is what Hurricane Maria did to our little farm house completely destroyed.
Cologuard instructions and label sheets.
Our farm house.
No active plumbing, this is inside the restroom. Hurricanes can be extremely destructive.
store before 9 am. Anyway still had the instructions in the bathroom. Last time while I was visiting my mom in Puerto Rico, we went to our farm and I had to go to the bathroom, i sent my wife some pictures of my turds 💩 because I had to crap outside anyway she was offended by that. The pictures below is what Hurricane Maria did to our little farm house completely destroyed.
Cologuard instructions and label sheets.
Our farm house.
No active plumbing, this is inside the restroom. Hurricanes can be extremely destructive.
#162
Rennlist Member
Not to be judgemental as we all know what a terrible crime that is, but has this thread somehow lost it's way, whatever way it actually had?
Last edited by Lady Silver; 03-31-2022 at 04:51 PM.
#163
Drifting
Thread Starter
All good! This thread never had a specific direction. I've created it as a catch all for all other shenanigans, food pics, booze pics, apparently even pooping references to keep that stuff out of all other 996 technical threads. For the most part it's been working. Louis slipped up a few times here and there but eventually finds his way here and let's it rip. It's off topic - so have at it!
#164
Drifting
What do you want to chat about Lady S?
I keep breaking parts off / ordering the wrong size parts for my bike; so I haven't taken a picture of it.
Also I have downloaded Strava (Step 1!) But I keep forgetting to turn it on when I ride. I'm going to try to set a reminder tomorrow morning. IF I find a cool photo op I'll just take a picture of my road warrior in its current glory as well.
I keep breaking parts off / ordering the wrong size parts for my bike; so I haven't taken a picture of it.
Also I have downloaded Strava (Step 1!) But I keep forgetting to turn it on when I ride. I'm going to try to set a reminder tomorrow morning. IF I find a cool photo op I'll just take a picture of my road warrior in its current glory as well.
Last edited by Dr_Strangelove; 03-31-2022 at 06:11 PM.
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plpete84 (03-31-2022)
#165
Drifting
Thread Starter
What do you want to chat about Lady S?
I keep breaking parts off / ordering the wrong size parts for my bike; so I haven't taken a picture of it.
Also I have downloaded Strava (Step 1!) But I keep forgetting to turn it on when I ride. I'm going to try to set a reminder tomorrow morning. IF I find a cool photo op I'll just take a picture of my road warrior in its current glory as well.
I keep breaking parts off / ordering the wrong size parts for my bike; so I haven't taken a picture of it.
Also I have downloaded Strava (Step 1!) But I keep forgetting to turn it on when I ride. I'm going to try to set a reminder tomorrow morning. IF I find a cool photo op I'll just take a picture of my road warrior in its current glory as well.
I've been riding more post accident and this weekend is our team camp in the Shenandoah mountains. Should be a good time with a bunch of riding, team building stuff and other shenanigans.
BTW, here is my do everything bike with the deeper wheels on just for ****s and giggles. Rides great but I usually use this one for gravel riding.
Last edited by plpete84; 03-31-2022 at 06:21 PM.