"Mid-Life Crisis?" was the 1st comment a date had when I picked her up in my 993 :o)

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02-22-2011, 11:45 PM

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At least it wasn't the old "making up for a short pecker"....
Good thing it was only the second date.

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02-23-2011, 12:38 AM

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I was a crisis the second I popped out of the womb.

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02-23-2011, 12:54 AM

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I was a crisis the second I popped out of the womb.

James-- Late bloomer

Me:

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02-23-2011, 08:06 AM

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Just go iceskating at anyone of the icerinks close to home - u got two to choose from, you're sure to run into a few pretty ladies.

Aren't the ladies there typically 12-16 years old though? I used to drop my step daughter and her friends off at the Wheaton Regional Rink and the average age was under 20. Maybe it's changed...

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02-23-2011, 09:53 AM

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Probably tough to get a BJ in a Porsche..

He's dating Jewish women...it's tough to get one of those...period.

LMAO

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02-23-2011, 10:01 AM

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Aren't the ladies there typically 12-16 years old though? I used to drop my step daughter and her friends off at the Wheaton Regional Rink and the average age was under 20. Maybe it's changed...

oops, forgot about Wheaton, so actually have 3 to choose from.

At the adult sessions they're definitely over 20....

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02-23-2011, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve 96C4S

...here's an example of a woman that put herself out there lately on "Match" (see below)...

Oh My God! I think I'm in love with that woman!
Too bad I'm already married, and my wife won't let me date...

--Chuck--

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02-23-2011, 10:52 AM

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Oh My God! I think I'm in love with that woman!
Too bad I'm already married, and my wife won't let me date...

--Chuck--

Don't be a sissy! I'm sure Donna wouldn't mind. Just ask her!

See you on Sunday

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02-23-2011, 01:53 PM

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I'm single and I love it. Lotsa great single gals here in L.A.

Steve, any time you make it out West, there are plenty of Jewish girls here in Beverly Hills; just leave the Rolex at home on the first date.

That woman above with the crazy dating profile has more issues than National Geographic.

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02-23-2011, 02:02 PM

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"I live with family on their six acres right now, and maintaining a country lifestyle is a priority over romance. I've never met a like-minded suburbanite...my ideal guy will already be walking the walk."

What a catch, even lives at home with mom and dad.

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02-23-2011, 05:30 PM

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Jeezuz is that what singles ads have come to?

I bet the guy who left her sure is happy...if he's still alive.

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02-23-2011, 05:52 PM

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Isn't that singles ad just someone with a sense of humor, a joke? It can't be real, can it?
I've been married 34 years now and if that ad is real,

, I think I'll go buy my wife a present.

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02-23-2011, 06:01 PM

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Get her a big one, cos unfortunately these people are only too real..... I tell you its tough out in the dating pool.

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02-23-2011, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve 96C4S

While this is totally, utterly off topic, here's an example of a woman that put herself out there lately on "Match" (see below). It can be a little crazy! You happily married guys are lucky...

Ouch!

Steve, honestly... this pretty much describes a normal and close to "good match" interesting date for me. Other than the age, maybe, but I don't really discriminate..

Which parts are you concerned with? Other than the fact that she would actually really have to show me why i want to be hanging with her, not just describe it.