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06-12-2003, 04:05 PM
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.. then I found out the money in my wallet had been donated to Tim's Porsche fund and had gone to purchase floormats. Skip had verified the puchase and asked "what's the US to Kroner exchange rate anyway?".
..at that moment the oil pan gasket engineer surfaced..
..at that moment the oil pan gasket engineer surfaced..
06-12-2003, 04:13 PM
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He said: Muhahahahha, I knew you would like my oil pick up design. I made it so hard for you to remove the pan without breaking something.... especially the late model ones with the oil level sensor.
06-12-2003, 04:17 PM
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...I designed it in conjunction with him. He pointed to a shadowy place in the back of the room and out from the shadows stepped...#2 Rod Bearing Man!...
06-12-2003, 04:18 PM
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Then, out of nowhere, the center console center man along with sunvisor clip man came out joined by thermostat man and the ghost of rubber center man. They were ready for a showdown with myself, the 928 clutch man, Devia, and a giant ostrich.
06-12-2003, 04:21 PM
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...AMAF's twin turbos started shooting fire at us but Perry951 jumped in front of the flames with his powdercoating gun and turned them all into shiny brake calipers...
06-12-2003, 04:24 PM
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...#2 Rod Bearing Man and his sidekick, 944S chain tensioner boyee jumped into the fight but all #2 could do was spin while tensioner boyee shattered into a million pieces...
06-12-2003, 04:30 PM
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06-12-2003, 04:39 PM
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But as suddenly as all the action started, it all came to a stop when out walked the most gorgeous woman I had ever seen (well, since the cockpit, anyway). Older, but attractive, "probably born before 1985 1/2" I thought to myself, she had Guards Red hair, braided, big round set of Hellas, and when she moved there was a little more body roll than I was accustomed to. "I could provide a stiffer setting for that" I mused to myself. As she spoke I could tell she was definely more retarded than advanced and wasn't well grounded because she was hard to understand. She said..............
06-12-2003, 04:42 PM
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...We reached for our weapons. Devia grabbed a broken hatch release cable to choke center console man, Skip the ostrich bashed thermostat man with a heavy Weltmeister sway bar, and I threw a 16" Fuchs wheel at sunvisor clip man but it wasn't heavy enough to hurt him. We jumped into Kijo to make our escape when...
06-12-2003, 04:57 PM
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...we thought we were in the clear when suddenly blocking our path was...The Tigerlady! "You will all feel the wrath of the snap ring!" she screamed. We needed to find another way out. I flicked on my Iceshark lights and lo and behold...
