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I CAUGHT A CAR THIEF, and He helped me do it!!!!!!

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Old 04-06-2006, 05:18 AM
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Talking I CAUGHT A CAR THIEF, and He helped me do it!!!!!!

Do you know this man?

I go outside and i wanted to get some stuff out of my 944 when I notice my glove compartment open and my glass broken.

I already know what the deal is, some bottom feeding son of a ***** has just broken into my car. I open the drivers door to get a closer look and lookie what I find in the drivers seat. :0wned:



This made my day. I call the police and they laugh over the phone. Even the lady cop i talked to called him an idiot. I am going downtown tomorrow to get a warrant out and press full charges against Jessie Bates for 1. breaking into my car and 2. for being so ****ing stupid to leave his ID card behind.

I talk to the officer and he said that he looked up thsi guys record.
He said his M.O. is to break into cars, steal the stuff and pawn what he got.
He said "I would'nt feel bad one bit to see this guy go back to jail."

I'll keep you guys posted on what happens...
Old 04-06-2006, 05:33 AM
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thats really funny, besides the fact he broke into your car. what a dumbass
Old 04-06-2006, 08:19 AM
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Cute!

Although I suppose there's always the chance that the license was planted there. But in the meantime, enjoy laughing at him!

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Old 04-06-2006, 08:35 AM
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Old 04-06-2006, 08:38 AM
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I see they transfered his last mugshot for this licence photo.
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Now that is a silver lining.
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Go to his house and give him a ride to jail.

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Originally Posted by Izzy
Go to his house and give him a ride to jail.
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Old 04-06-2006, 09:06 AM
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he would crap his pants if about ten of them Pooshes showed up in his front yard to give him a lift to the precinct.
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Good for you! what are you going to do when he says his ID was stolen earlier that day?
Old 04-06-2006, 09:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Shark Attack
Good for you! what are you going to do when he says his ID was stolen earlier that day?
Give Danno a call and ask him to lend his cousins Guido and Antonio for a special occasion......

ehhhhhh............ oeps.... that was an "old school classic"
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Did the police come out and make a report?
Are there any witness's?
Did you request that the car be dusted for prints?

Just a few questions. My guess is the guy had it in in shirt front pocket and when he reached in the car the thing fell out. That would be my guess!
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Exactly right. How do you KNOW the wallet was left by the perp?

I agree, 99% probability is you've got the right guy, but any $5 lawyer would have those charges tossed out before the guy even got fingerprinted. Sorry, but you need more than that.
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Brian and I think alike, a set-up or a plant. Make sure you don't disturb any finger prints. How far away is his place from yours?

BTW, break out all the reciepts for the stuff that was stolen, that new set of clubs, ipod, stereo system you financed your a$$ for, etc.
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you guys have purple ID's in Virginia? I'm sorry

but yeah... that goes along with the guy who was caught stealing stuff because of the lights on his sneakers.


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