Joke of the day thread
01-26-2012, 04:11 PM
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Racer
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01-26-2012, 05:14 PM
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A blind man was walking down the street past a fish market.
He took a deep breath and said.....
Good morning ladies!
He took a deep breath and said.....
Good morning ladies!
01-26-2012, 05:24 PM
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Burning Brakes
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Bloody awesome, my colleague and I couldn't stop laughing!!
For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his marriage, he gave her a large sum of money if
she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy
to raise the child, he would provide support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
Spaghetti on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
Honey, she said, you received a very strange post card today!
Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later, he explained. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.
On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.
For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night she confided in him that she was pregnant.
Not wanting to ruin his marriage, he gave her a large sum of money if
she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy
to raise the child, he would provide support until the child turned 18.
She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep
it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write
Spaghetti on the back. He would then arrange for the child support
payments to begin.
One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife.
Honey, she said, you received a very strange post card today!
Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later, he explained. The wife
obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and
fainted.
On the card was written: Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti,
Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. Send extra sauce.
