multi21

Nice one Ernest

Can I take a crack at the puzzle? I used to be Wayne's psycologogist and gynocologist at the same time.

Okay here goes.... Riddle me this....

"WWF1" refers to the staged results Wayne is under the impression that are currently being orchastrated in F1. More specifically, he is referring to when Brawn had Rubens passed by Button.

In Wayne's world, he can't imagine how a guy that was leading the race at one point with his closest rival having to serve a drive through penalty end up so far back by the end of the race.

To make matters worse, Wayne believes that Brawn has again given the viewing public the slight of hand and AGAIN managed to get Button out in front of Rubens so that Button does not lose too much ground to either Red Bull driver in the WDC.

You see in Wayne's world, Button is but a mere shadow of the great, and soon to be late F1 driver Ruben Barrechello and this supposed "Faux Championship" lead. When Button compliments Rubens on his great drive and fantastic sportsmanship, he in fact is being passive aggressive in his measured comments.

Finally, in Wayne's mind, this farce will soon come to an end as the mighty 2 time WDC Fernando Alonso will soon be coming to a Ferrari near you and put all these pretenders down and resume his rightful spot atop the Formula One world!!!

Wayne,
How did I do?

A.Wayne

Nice try Lewis .....................

Not bad for a Eunuch ....................................

A.Wayne

Ray, your Myopia has you yanked ..... look at the posted time .....


Anyway , Button drove like a genius overcoming his inferior and mediocre driving talent to gain points on his 38 yr old teammate . Poor Rubin suffered from such bad luck with the fuel rig and then the great Brawn gave him what must be superior race strategy , sames as his teammate who was , what 5 positions and 10 seconds + behind , well no need to race Webbo , who practically handed the race to Barrichello with his drive thru , we will race Button ...

Hmmm Same stinky smell of Stoolmacher , I must say , Button is looking as good as Stool , maybe there is 5 WDC in him ,

Heck! i bet he is better than Stool , he seems to beat Barrichello the same way ...

A.Wayne

Wasting your time on dat one Luis......................

He thinks a 2600 Lbs car with 300 bhp is powerful .......

No you missed the fuel rig part my dear ................ ahhh the smell of **** around Brawn is ..ahhh well yuh know... .

Ray S

The sad thing is that I picked before qualifying and you picked after and I still would have won. No matter, as I have tried to tell you half a dozen times I'm done trying to put a bet together with you this season. I look forward to your post race pick in Hungary....

A.Wayne

Ray , i gave you a bet before the race you want sad , i will give you sad .....

the Irony

YOU DID NOT PICK AS EVERYONE ELSE DID, BEFORE THE SEASON STARTED , YOU PICKED BUTTON AFTER 5 RACES AND STILL TALK THIS AMIGO DEFLECTION CRAP ........

Anyway Ray,Ray I gave you my WDC pick 2 months before you picked yours.....

and now she bowls and it's a Six .................................... How's dat .....

I hope all is healing well .......

ew928

I forgot about the 'suddenly not working' fuel rig.
That was a 3+ second extra pit stop for Barrichello and he didn't get fueled to the end of race.
That Brawn guy is crafty. Must give him wide berth.

Hope Hamilton runs better next race to see what he can do.
How much heavier would it be to run CF rings around the outside of the tires to keep them from getting cut.
Then the F1 boys can do dicing like the wheel to wheel bashing like the Toronto IRL race.

A.Wayne

Yes Brawny knows how to mop things up .......................

Alonso and Hammy look like they have a better Donkey cart now ......... the Plebs are in trouble....

Veloce Raptor

Says the guy whose only experience with tracks is with the ones on his forearms.





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A.Wayne

Say's the guy hiding from Kibort .................................................

For the record my forearms have never been driven on and my FIA license dates back to 1979 , OK my likkle friend .......

Veloce Raptor

Another swing and a miss for you, string cheese...





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