docmirror

Meh. He writes copy for some tech start-up. Lost me at the first 'bruh'. As far as I care, he's like the container a feminine hygiene product uses to flush a vag. OBTW, he doesn't even know his car is a 1997 model, not 1999. And all this attitude and he CONSIGNS the car to sell? fuggeddabboutit.

vitaminC

Not too many points, though, as it's been for sale for quite a while now.

gnat

If I had stupid money to throw around, I'd buy it and then send him pics of it living outside with snow on it...

ZuffenZeus

Ok, I won't waste a lot of time critiquing this 993 or this owner's methods of selling it. He was funny at first, but shoveling it deep after he started in on requiring the buyer to basically kiss his butt and expect you to describe how you're going to make love to this machine is pure and simply pathetic.

http://www.carsmithmotors.com/web/inventory

VivG

I actually know the dude with the 993. He's an interesting guy, I'll leave it at that.

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/nby/cto/5949653705.html

2001 C4 Cab, 6MT, Seal Gray/Graphite, comfort + technic pkgs, parking sensors, 71k mi, $17.5k, 2 owners.

Looks like a decent car. Doesn't have full leather as claimed in the ad, but overall seems pretty nice and reasonably priced if the documentation checks out. Park assist is a rare option (looks really strange on the 996.1 cars though, 996.2 parking sensors were much better integrated in the rear bumper).

TonyTwoBags

Bro, he said free carton of p-funks.

sweet victory

SICKASSWING

https://orangecounty.craigslist.org/cto/5944712858.html

VivG

And a "Boxster" engine...Fitting that the contact person is named "Shabby".

ZuffenZeus

No doubt... Shabby even butchered the ol' adage "Cuts through like a knife through butter" when he stated, "Runs great, Shifts like Butter".

Shifts like butter???

uggh!

and why am I not surprised he says this... "It looks and Drives like A GT3" but then this "3.4 Flat Boxster 6 Cylinder"

double uggh!

clubracer6

Wow, rare is very correct and for that I am very thankful!

wildbilly32

I wasn't aware of the brand "SICKASSWING". Must be new on the market. I would have called it "BOYRACERWING", but then again I'm an old guy!

MaddMike

A but heavy with the Dune references.

ltusler

Not a 996 but funny!

http://phoenix.craigslist.org/wvl/cto/5948854280.html

gnat

Holy crap that is hilarious.

Wonder if Martin will go after him for calling it a "Forsche"

ZuffenZeus

Or better named... the Ford Broncorsche!