People hate 911 drivers?
07-02-2010, 05:00 PM
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Hmmmmm,
Pick-up truck + red neck limo?
and did ya hear the one.......
Difference between a (insert German car brand name here____________) and a porcupine? The German car brand name/model has the "*****" on the inside............
we've probably all heard them before, .....
but, we know if they had the way/means, etc., they would be sittin' behind the wheel with a huge *** smile on their faces.......
Pick-up truck + red neck limo?
and did ya hear the one.......
Difference between a (insert German car brand name here____________) and a porcupine? The German car brand name/model has the "*****" on the inside............
we've probably all heard them before, .....
but, we know if they had the way/means, etc., they would be sittin' behind the wheel with a huge *** smile on their faces.......
07-02-2010, 05:56 PM
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I think Porsche drivers are fairly tame....myself included....the way I drive if traffic is sparse....Im in it...if traffic is moderate to heavy I drive with the flow. I CANNOT stand people who weave in and out of traffic, straight line speed in sparse traffic is ok....I do not rock cars either...not nice and dont like it done to me. Ive never had an issue with anyone on the road and when the occasion is present and there is another "cool" car on the road Ill play a bit as long as there is no traffic. Not a fan of involving uninvolved or innocent people in my fun/stupidity. If I hit a tree or a guardrail...its on me but I refuse to put myself in a position to hit another car.
Now dont get me started on M3 drivers......total *****.
Now dont get me started on M3 drivers......total *****.
07-02-2010, 06:16 PM
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I was thinking of this thread today when some dolt at work had the audacity to say to me...
"three Porsche's, who are you trying to impress"
I said, ME!!! Any idiot who spends 30 seconds with me can figure out I am a car nut, geeez my office has car art on the walls, pictures and model or 2 on my desk.
Like most of you I would have 10+ cars if I could!
jaggoff probably does not let Porsche's merge into traffic!
"three Porsche's, who are you trying to impress"
I said, ME!!! Any idiot who spends 30 seconds with me can figure out I am a car nut, geeez my office has car art on the walls, pictures and model or 2 on my desk.
Like most of you I would have 10+ cars if I could!
jaggoff probably does not let Porsche's merge into traffic!
07-02-2010, 07:10 PM
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I was thinking of this thread today when some dolt at work had the audacity to say to me...
"three Porsche's, who are you trying to impress"
I said, ME!!! Any idiot who spends 30 seconds with me can figure out I am a car nut, geeez my office has car art on the walls, pictures and model or 2 on my desk.
Like most of you I would have 10+ cars if I could!
jaggoff probably does not let Porsche's merge into traffic!
"three Porsche's, who are you trying to impress"
I said, ME!!! Any idiot who spends 30 seconds with me can figure out I am a car nut, geeez my office has car art on the walls, pictures and model or 2 on my desk.
Like most of you I would have 10+ cars if I could!
jaggoff probably does not let Porsche's merge into traffic!
07-02-2010, 08:06 PM
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Sheeze not trying to impress anyone. Trying to drive a real nice car instead of a fall on its face standard issue clunker for being dangerous doing even 55 and hitting the brakes to avoid lame stuff on the road. Maybe just ask the guy what he drives and walk aay laughing since he seems threatened by your happiness your laughing could throw him off the ledge.
07-02-2010, 08:27 PM
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I got the same crap to deal with in Brooklyn... my favorite maneuver is when I try to change lanes into the center because dumbass in the left lane is going 50mph with no cars in front of him and wont yield, the typical driver behind me in the center lane will sped up and just drive 50mph right next to me. The block-in happens ALL the time. Challanges from civics, minivans, escalades, etc are so common that I learned to ignore a long time ago.
07-02-2010, 11:49 PM
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I was thinking of this thread today when some dolt at work had the audacity to say to me...
"three Porsche's, who are you trying to impress"
I said, ME!!! Any idiot who spends 30 seconds with me can figure out I am a car nut, geeez my office has car art on the walls, pictures and model or 2 on my desk.
Like most of you I would have 10+ cars if I could!
jaggoff probably does not let Porsche's merge into traffic!
"three Porsche's, who are you trying to impress"
I said, ME!!! Any idiot who spends 30 seconds with me can figure out I am a car nut, geeez my office has car art on the walls, pictures and model or 2 on my desk.
Like most of you I would have 10+ cars if I could!
jaggoff probably does not let Porsche's merge into traffic!
07-02-2010, 11:55 PM
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I think the funny one is jockeying for position for a hole and it turns out the other guy was trying to get into your lane while you are trying to get into his lane. Some guys just don't use blinkers possibly because they think it just lets others plan ahead to block their lane change.
07-03-2010, 12:49 PM
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But....I think I've got it.
Guy: you must be worried about your ***** size to own that car...
You: Apparently you've spent a lot of time worring about ***** size. What do you suppose is causing you to do that? Have you seen a counsellor to help you with that?
Guy: I was talking about You!
You: Well, you brought it up. It must have been on your mind. You might seek some help.
Guy: Who are you trying to impress with that?
You: Apparently you've spent a lot of time worring about trying to impress people. What do you suppose is causing you to do that? Have you seen a counsellor to help you with that?
Guy: I was talking about You!
You: Well, you brought it up. It must have been on your mind. You might seek some help.
I think you can pull it off it you say it quietly and with sincerity.
:-)
07-06-2010, 03:08 AM
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OK make your P. look mean and put a really hot chick in the passenger seat! 
That should fix all your problems.
If that doesn't work get a cab and try to look more like me
(any takers?).
With long hair you'll get chased by some very friendly guys thinking you're a girl... until they catch up, it's all down hill from there
That should fix all your problems.
If that doesn't work get a cab and try to look more like me
(any takers?).With long hair you'll get chased by some very friendly guys thinking you're a girl... until they catch up, it's all down hill from there
07-06-2010, 09:18 AM
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I honestly think this isn't always conscious. I used to, but I realized that the problem is often the fact that people can hear my car coming. The sound makes them accelerate reflexively. There are plenty of jerks around here, no doubt. But I think most people are simply oblivious and barely engaged in driving, never mind plotting to drive you crazy.