People hate 911 drivers?
07-01-2010, 03:38 PM
#46
Three Wheelin'
All this reminds me of a joke my mother told me when I got my first 944.
An elephant is walking through the jungle, and he hears a mouse calling for help. He follows the voice and finds the mouse stuck in a deep hole, and he can't get out. The elephant says, "don't worry little guy, I'll save you." The elephant straddles the hole, lowers his dick down, and the mouse scampers up to freedom.
A few days later, the mouse hears a cry for help - it's the elephant stuck in a giant hole. The mouse squeaks, "Don't worry I'll get you out." Of course the elephant doesn't believe him. But within a few minutes, the mouse drives his Porsche to the edge of the hole, ties a rope to the back, throws the other end of the rope to the elephant and pulls him out.
Moral of the story, if you have a large *****, you don't need a Porsche!
An elephant is walking through the jungle, and he hears a mouse calling for help. He follows the voice and finds the mouse stuck in a deep hole, and he can't get out. The elephant says, "don't worry little guy, I'll save you." The elephant straddles the hole, lowers his dick down, and the mouse scampers up to freedom.
A few days later, the mouse hears a cry for help - it's the elephant stuck in a giant hole. The mouse squeaks, "Don't worry I'll get you out." Of course the elephant doesn't believe him. But within a few minutes, the mouse drives his Porsche to the edge of the hole, ties a rope to the back, throws the other end of the rope to the elephant and pulls him out.
Moral of the story, if you have a large *****, you don't need a Porsche!
07-01-2010, 03:48 PM
#47
Ah come on. Just give in and learn the rev limit of every gear and the best torque point in rpms of each gear and shift accordingly when wanting to get your happy spot in traffic. Sure it's a morons mentality while driving in congested traffic but it sure is fun letting a blast or two go getting your happy spot to go back to being one of the trapped cows being herded to slaughter.
Actually it's best to just move to Germany where better minds rule the laws and cruise like a sane man.
Actually it's best to just move to Germany where better minds rule the laws and cruise like a sane man.
07-01-2010, 03:51 PM
#48
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Ummm... I think NOW I know why! It's the combination of Porsche 911, TINT, YELLOW calipers, WIDE C4S *** AND the Yankees baseball cap while driving in Massachusetts!!!! No wonder they hate me!!!
I like this a lot! 
Maybe remove the tint...
07-01-2010, 04:13 PM
#49
I think the best way to handle someone who questions your manhood is to say "maybe my ***** is small, but my ***** are huge and your wife didn't seem to mind." Works even better if the wife or girl friend is in the car.
07-01-2010, 04:26 PM
#51
Instructor
Im a part time 911 driver and live in an area where there are many. When not driving my car and in the sedan, other 911 drivers are a pain the ***. They come racing up on the back of you, swerve in and out of traffic like jerks. Unfortunately its the 996/997 drivers that really should own what i call the"my first sports car" which is the M3, that way the rest of us that drive normally don't get thrown into the bunch.
07-01-2010, 05:34 PM
#57
Hope I'm not too late to this thread....
I've had my 02 911 C2 for about a month now. I've ignored the chasers, let the middle school boys sit in her, and fielded questions from the guys that want one. The usual stuff...right? I had an unusual experience the other day, as I was driving home from my annual physical. I was in the left turn lane at a stoplight, windows down. A redneck pulls up next to me, no looks exchanged, and we sat there for 30 seconds before the light turned green. As I engaged the clutch, the dude yells, "You have a small peni$!". What's up with that? Is my doctor talking?
Mark
I've had my 02 911 C2 for about a month now. I've ignored the chasers, let the middle school boys sit in her, and fielded questions from the guys that want one. The usual stuff...right? I had an unusual experience the other day, as I was driving home from my annual physical. I was in the left turn lane at a stoplight, windows down. A redneck pulls up next to me, no looks exchanged, and we sat there for 30 seconds before the light turned green. As I engaged the clutch, the dude yells, "You have a small peni$!". What's up with that? Is my doctor talking?
Mark
whether i drive the boxster or my dd, people tend to be the same. In south central pa, i can go weeks w/o seeing a porsche sometimes. But i guess when you work mon-fri, you noramlly see the same cars.
But i do see a yellow ferrari sometimes going the opposite direction
07-01-2010, 11:04 PM
#59
Rennlist Member
No my car generally get good attention.. Here late I seem to see a lot of young kids pointing to it from the passenger side of dads truck.... I did get snobbed today by two other p-car owner... and I got a wave from a vette.
