I'm tired of this "designed to be driven hard" nonsense
02-17-2011, 08:08 PM
#92
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Back to my story. Anyways, these three guys started shooting at me with their gats and Mac 10's and bullets were, like, flying offa me like I was a super hero!
Last edited by Mark in Baltimore; 02-17-2011 at 10:31 PM. Reason: grammar
02-17-2011, 08:10 PM
#93
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So, as the bullets were zingin' offa me, I start thinking about my buddy Tone-Loc and what a thugggggg he was and how cool he was. This is what played in my mind:
Vincent : So, what have you got for me ?
Richard : Before we even get into that, there's this crew ripping rides all along the beach. Alright? Now in the back of a trim shop on urvine, if somebody was to pay a little visit this weekend, they might find two turbos and a 911 slope.
Vincent : Your looking to rid yourself of your competition ?
Richard : I'm a good citizen.
Vincent : I'm Donald Duck. So, you got something to tell me or what ?
Richard : Check this out cuz, how do i know if i tell you what you need to know, that your gonna do what the **** i need to get done.
Albert (Interrupting) : Ritchie, me and Hanna is straight up man, we do business all the time.
Vincent puts his arm round Richard's neck and pulls him closer.
Vincent : I ain't your cuz, you rat mother ****er. And you know because i say so, after i hear what the **** you gotta tell me.
Richard : **** you.
Richard removes Vincent's arm.
Richard : You understand what i'm saying. I could get killed telling you this ****.
Vincent : You can get killed walking your doggie !
Richard : Alright. There was a cat i was locked up with in Folsom. Did a couple of two, three years. He got out. I ran into him.
Vincent : And so ?
Richard : He's a big fiend for action. Now if he'd have said nothing, i'd have thought nothing. But he goes on and on running down to me how he ain't done nothing and nothing's been going on and all this bull****. So right then and there, i know this cat's got something going down.
Vincent : Pretty ****ing great.
Vincent turns to Albert.
Vincent : Albert, what's wrong with you ? You drag me here, waste my time like this.
Vincent turns back to Richard.
Vincent : You saw a guy on the street who's an ex-con ?
Richard : That's right.
Vincent : Well, i am over ****ing whelmed. What do you want for that ? A junior G-man badge ?
Richard : Look here man, you gonna make the call on them porsche's or what ?
Vincent (to Albert) : Is he kidding me ?
Vincent gets up and goes to walk away.
Richard (raising voice) : I'm telling you, this slick is no mother ****ing joke man. He's double time.
Vincent turns around and sits back down next to Richard.
Vincent : Say what, say what ? "Slick" what does that mean ?
Richard : That's what he calls people : "Slick."
Vincent : And tell me about him.
Richard : About six feet tall. Lot of jailhouse tats. Got a big-*** peacock right here.
Richard points to his inner left forearm.
Vincent (looking directly at Richard with conviction) : What's his name ?
Richard (hesitates for a moment) : Cheritto. Michael Cheritto.
Vincent : So, what have you got for me ?
Richard : Before we even get into that, there's this crew ripping rides all along the beach. Alright? Now in the back of a trim shop on urvine, if somebody was to pay a little visit this weekend, they might find two turbos and a 911 slope.
Vincent : Your looking to rid yourself of your competition ?
Richard : I'm a good citizen.
Vincent : I'm Donald Duck. So, you got something to tell me or what ?
Richard : Check this out cuz, how do i know if i tell you what you need to know, that your gonna do what the **** i need to get done.
Albert (Interrupting) : Ritchie, me and Hanna is straight up man, we do business all the time.
Vincent puts his arm round Richard's neck and pulls him closer.
Vincent : I ain't your cuz, you rat mother ****er. And you know because i say so, after i hear what the **** you gotta tell me.
Richard : **** you.
Richard removes Vincent's arm.
Richard : You understand what i'm saying. I could get killed telling you this ****.
Vincent : You can get killed walking your doggie !
Richard : Alright. There was a cat i was locked up with in Folsom. Did a couple of two, three years. He got out. I ran into him.
Vincent : And so ?
Richard : He's a big fiend for action. Now if he'd have said nothing, i'd have thought nothing. But he goes on and on running down to me how he ain't done nothing and nothing's been going on and all this bull****. So right then and there, i know this cat's got something going down.
Vincent : Pretty ****ing great.
Vincent turns to Albert.
Vincent : Albert, what's wrong with you ? You drag me here, waste my time like this.
Vincent turns back to Richard.
Vincent : You saw a guy on the street who's an ex-con ?
Richard : That's right.
Vincent : Well, i am over ****ing whelmed. What do you want for that ? A junior G-man badge ?
Richard : Look here man, you gonna make the call on them porsche's or what ?
Vincent (to Albert) : Is he kidding me ?
Vincent gets up and goes to walk away.
Richard (raising voice) : I'm telling you, this slick is no mother ****ing joke man. He's double time.
Vincent turns around and sits back down next to Richard.
Vincent : Say what, say what ? "Slick" what does that mean ?
Richard : That's what he calls people : "Slick."
Vincent : And tell me about him.
Richard : About six feet tall. Lot of jailhouse tats. Got a big-*** peacock right here.
Richard points to his inner left forearm.
Vincent (looking directly at Richard with conviction) : What's his name ?
Richard (hesitates for a moment) : Cheritto. Michael Cheritto.
02-17-2011, 08:10 PM
#94
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Thread Starter
wow, absolutely pathetic.
Instead of actually getting a useful thread, in which you folks might actually learn something useful about your engines, you stick your heads in the sand and act like 5 year olds.
Impressive.
Instead of actually getting a useful thread, in which you folks might actually learn something useful about your engines, you stick your heads in the sand and act like 5 year olds.
Impressive.
02-17-2011, 08:12 PM
#99
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02-17-2011, 08:16 PM
#103
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Seriously, if you can't see the humor in all of this, well...
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02-17-2011, 08:16 PM
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The point you raise is quite valid and could definitely be the subject of good conversation and hypothesis. Perhaps with a moe positive attitude by everyone, this thread could continue?
Just a thought.
