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Old 05-15-2017, 08:27 PM
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Old parts doomed to fail.
Waiting serenely for UPS.
Depart Cerritos...
Old 05-15-2017, 08:55 PM
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Zero dark thirty.
Eating miles since before dawn,
Yesterday - still fresh.

Second day rolling.
Still ready to get on down
The road. Love This Car!
Old 05-15-2017, 10:35 PM
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What's that sound I hear?
Water / Power Steering Pump?
Time to Burn Dollars

A new job to do
They say this one is easy
But I'm not Bill Ball
Old 05-15-2017, 10:51 PM
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Old 05-15-2017, 11:37 PM
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Solvents cover my face.
She glares at me as I enter.
Delete the receipts...
Old 05-16-2017, 12:21 AM
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Maybe a sensor
Will refresh this while in there
Empty engine bay
Old 05-16-2017, 12:39 AM
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Rolling road, shattered
Blistered rubber, skilful madmen
Overload, silence
Old 05-16-2017, 12:40 AM
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Beckons. Shark - on land
Sport? Touring? Just big bad ***
Drive hard - repair - drive
Old 05-16-2017, 01:05 AM
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Cascade road opens
Snow five to seven they say
Warm fire, home we stay
Old 05-16-2017, 02:42 AM
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Wrong say it many
By Haiku Porsche it is
It's Porsche! Knuckles drag
Old 05-16-2017, 06:01 AM
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Nine two eight rumble
Rev it up to go faster
foot to floor and smile
Old 05-16-2017, 08:11 AM
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Control pressure
System pressure
one pump or two?
warm up curve
delivery volume
Who among us knew?
spray pattern
plunger action
return going through?
tank strainer
accumulator
What the hell do I do?


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Old 05-16-2017, 10:17 AM
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With the help of Alan, Merlin, Dwayne, Doc and others
We have become a group of commiserating long-distance brothers

Otherwise torturing ourselves, almost weeping and crying
Calls to Roger and Mark for more parts buying

Greg, Cap’n Carl and Porken bicker and we look to
see who’s feelings get hurt more-quicker

Kilbort’s postings are almost always beyond belief
but certainly creates the much needed comic relief

Like junkies on a buzz we visit Rennlist all day
hoping for for a tidbit that will show us the way

But It’s all part of this world that keeps us straight
As dedicated owners of our beloved 928

So if this opine qualifies as Haiku, I really don't know
maybe its poetry, or just unsophisticated prose

problems. apprehension
throwing parts at it
questions. answers
opinions. comments
debate. experience
wyait. BTDT
Ask me how I know
solutions
drive like you stole it
satisfaction

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Old 05-16-2017, 10:34 AM
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CIS is turning your screws?
Laughing in his grave is Robert Bosch
Left us with Voodoo Magic
Old 05-16-2017, 02:49 PM
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Rain out;what to do
Bad to drive, or even walk
Time to hold your ****
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