Let's Write a Story
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Let's Write a Story
Ok, I'll start the story and everyone else just pile on! Here goes...
"Oh, so that's how you want to play, huh?" I thought as I fingered the Momo and dropped her down into third...
"Oh, so that's how you want to play, huh?" I thought as I fingered the Momo and dropped her down into third...
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"I could barely see him in the rearview when I slowed due to an approaching intersection, then out of nowhere the mosquite buzzing sound got louder and as he flew by me I could only make out his yell 'NAAAWWWSSS'." Sorry I couldn't resist, I was behind what resembled an Escort in primer about an hour ago with all kinds of fiberglass all over it and the rear bumper hanging off and a big old fart can.
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Sweat was beading from my brow as I realized what I had just done. Sure there are bank robbers and those that knock over convenient stores but I just heisted a Snowball Stand. It was a pretty good stick up too considering all that was in my jacket pocket was those Snap ring pliers that I used to change my @%^&#% thermostat with. Ha Ha Hardy Har Har, the teenage girl thought that they were actually a Glock. Well now I need to figure out how to fence 11 bottles of Strawberry Syrup and 2 cases of cone shaped paper cups.............. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
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..to finally break my foot off in the backside of the Porsche "engineer" who is responsible for the t-stat. I cracked my knuckles in anticipation the entire 8 hour flight over until.....
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"Nasty!" I thought, and promptly left the cockpit, trying to hold my breath. Luckily there were some emergency parachutes laying on the floor, so I grabbed one and bailed out...
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I pulled the ripcord and the parachute opened. As I drifted gracefully towards the earth I thought to myself, "Damn the luck! I should be back home fingering the Momo!"
For that's what I called my one true love, the light of my life, the woman of my dreams..."the Momo." She called me "Schmoopie" and I called her Momo. These were silly little nicknames, sure, but isn't love itself silly?
I opened my eyes and saw the ground rushing towards me at breakneck speed. At that moment I realized that I wasn't in Germany...
For that's what I called my one true love, the light of my life, the woman of my dreams..."the Momo." She called me "Schmoopie" and I called her Momo. These were silly little nicknames, sure, but isn't love itself silly?
I opened my eyes and saw the ground rushing towards me at breakneck speed. At that moment I realized that I wasn't in Germany...
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.....but on a deserted island. I heard the cry of a Velico Raptor in the distance. The sound was getting closer. I started to have flashbacks to this movie I once saw..."this is strange," I thought....
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...and continued "anyway, I'm not going to find out what happens if that Raptor finds me".
With no sense of direction after the plane incident, I just tried to get as far as possible from where ever the dinosaur noise was coming. After a short hike I stumbled across a cliff looking over a small valley; Admiring the view, I suddenly realized there was a small hut down there, hidden neatly behind the trees...
With no sense of direction after the plane incident, I just tried to get as far as possible from where ever the dinosaur noise was coming. After a short hike I stumbled across a cliff looking over a small valley; Admiring the view, I suddenly realized there was a small hut down there, hidden neatly behind the trees...