Manning

Until he totally flipped out and tried to uppercut me...

Sach951

... but as the saying go, evil turns upon itself, and his thermostat broke, leaving the car in flames...

Legoland951

As AMAF desperately tried to fix his broken thermostat while the car was in flames, I knew I had several days to catch up to him because it would take him that long to get the thermostat replaced. When I ran up to him, he gave up trying to fix his car. I look at the nasty woman and realized it was the "engineer" drag queen. This explained why he was farting grease. But WAIT!! Out of nowhere comes this old distinguished man and he knocks out AMAf with his first punch.

Legoland951

He was followed by Devia(Julie) and both caught up to drag queen "engineer". The old man started to choke the "engineer" and it turns out the old man is another "engineer" who designed the clutch for the 928. He said: Just as I have designed a clutch that requires no removal of transmission to replace, you could have designed the thermostat better. But you and the rubber center man conspired with the 928 parts price manager to make our great cars undesireable by designing crappy designs, crappy parts, and jacking up the prices. Now I am here to make things right. I already "fixed" the price manager by making him own a 924 for the rest of his life and I brought Julie along because she is frustrated by the broken rubber center in her clutch. She vented on the rubber center man by whipping him for hours on end before his head banging death. Now, its your turn.

Dead - 951

When I finally broke myself out of the daze form watchin that glorious ***-whiping, I then realized that this old man engineer was none other than the great Ferdinand himself. "Thank you." I said. "By the way I still have that butt monkey SARS virus. Do you have a ...

Wade B

.....surgical mask or a gerbil I can borrow ?

TMH

(WOW - This reminds me of the old saying about giving 1000 monkeys 1000 typewriters and in 1000 years they will come up with Shakespere. We should all check back on this post in 999.99 years!)

Legoland951

I did not hesitate and jumped in helping the old man and Julie beat on the "engineer". To our surprise, he farted another deadly one and ran away as his gas knocked everyone down. All of a sudden, we realized the fart had cured SARS symptoms for everyone who smelled it. We were cured! Then we got on the scooters, as there are millions on the streets of Taiwan. The one I was on had loose axles and I realized I had to use a cheesehead socket to tighten. I thought to myself, the Taiwanese wouldn't be so stupid to design something with 12 points rather than 6, then I looked at the scooter and realized it was made in Germany. I picked up the cheesehead socket from the tool shop next door and my first attempt to use it stripped the socket. I thought Taiwanese tools were getting better especially when they came up with gearwrench. I looked carefully at the socket and sure enough, it was made in China. I remembered I had the cheesehead I brought in my pocket and tightened the axle. I twisted the throttle but the plastic broke as it was made with the same plastic as the sunvisor clips and the center console hinge.

Dead - 951

Damn. I need a new scooter. I still don't have any money because of that binge night in Finland, so I robbed a bar of some margarita umbrellas to sell on the black market and...

Success!!! But since I now lost the trail of the evil rubber clutch guy, I need to buy a...

pete944

seeing eye dog...AMAF finally caught up to us and a bunch of pirates jumped out of his 924 so they could kick our butts. The ninjas started laughing 'cause they know that pirates are all wussies. The ninjas flipped out and cut the pirates heads off and Devia pushed a button inside a mass of wires hanging from her dash. Big jet engines popped out of the doors on Devia's car, Kijo, and we left knowing that AMAF's little turbos could never catch us...

Legoland951

We proceeded to look for the "engineer" ignoring AMAF as we always had. It turns out that he headed out to paragon to see Skip for parts.

pete944

...when he got there he couldn't find Skip. All he saw was a big goofy looking ostrich. If he hadn't been banned by John D. the all knowing god of web forums, he would have known that it really was Skip...

Legoland951

The ostrich opened his mouth and said: How would you like your konis? Yellow or purple?

Dead - 951

"Meanwhile, back in Taiwan..."

The superfriends and Julie pushed another button and lo and behold... Kijo can fly!!! So we went to get some parts from Skip and to see about organizing another Finnish style binge night. 944Fest, here we come...

pete944

...AMAF was terrified and ran away like a little girl. In the back of the warehouse Skip the ostrich could be heard saying..."Muhahahahahah!"....