Joke for the day
12-17-2008, 03:54 PM
#138
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After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if Osama is still
> alive', Barack Obama has now been telling everyone he will capture
> Osama Bin Laden when elected.
>
> So, Osama himself decided to send Barack Obama a letter in his own
> handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Obama opened the
> letter and it contained a single line of coded message:
> 370H-SSV-0773H
>
> Obama was baffled, so he emailed it to Howard Dean. Dean and the DNC
> and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to Joe Biden. Joe
> Biden could not solve so it was sent to the FBI and the CIA.
>
> Eventually they asked John McCain and his Staff to look at it. And
> within minutes McCain's Staff emailed Obama with this reply: 'Tell
> Obama he's holding the message upside down'
> alive', Barack Obama has now been telling everyone he will capture
> Osama Bin Laden when elected.
>
> So, Osama himself decided to send Barack Obama a letter in his own
> handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Obama opened the
> letter and it contained a single line of coded message:
> 370H-SSV-0773H
>
> Obama was baffled, so he emailed it to Howard Dean. Dean and the DNC
> and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to Joe Biden. Joe
> Biden could not solve so it was sent to the FBI and the CIA.
>
> Eventually they asked John McCain and his Staff to look at it. And
> within minutes McCain's Staff emailed Obama with this reply: 'Tell
> Obama he's holding the message upside down'
12-17-2008, 04:22 PM
#140
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Within minutes? I saw it before I got to the next line. Maybe I should be in intelligence. Does it pay well? I can see that there is certainly a shortage of it.
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Larry Herman
2016 Ford Transit Connect Titanium LWB
2018 Tesla Model 3 - Electricity can be fun!
Retired Club Racer & National PCA Instructor
Past Flames:
1994 RS America Club Racer
2004 GT3 Track Car
1984 911 Carrera Club Racer
1974 914/4 2.0 Track Car
CLICK HERE to see some of my ancient racing videos.
12-17-2008, 04:56 PM
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12-17-2008, 05:14 PM
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LOL....I am the hired LOVE muscle. 
12-17-2008, 05:25 PM
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12-17-2008, 05:37 PM
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12-17-2008, 05:38 PM
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12-17-2008, 11:01 PM
#148
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Patience
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a
closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a
computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,
knitting. Puzzled
by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and
gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes,
officer?"
The cop says: "What are you doing?"
The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a
magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop
says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's
knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in
a car, at night in a Lover's lane.... and nothing
obscene is happening!
The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says :"I'm 22, sir."
The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..."
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a
closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a
computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,
knitting. Puzzled
by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and
gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes,
officer?"
The cop says: "What are you doing?"
The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a
magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop
says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's
knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in
a car, at night in a Lover's lane.... and nothing
obscene is happening!
The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says :"I'm 22, sir."
The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..."
12-17-2008, 11:09 PM
#149
LOL!!!!
A cop was patrolling late at night in a well-known spot.
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a
closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a
computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,
knitting. Puzzled
by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and
gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes,
officer?"
The cop says: "What are you doing?"
The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a
magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop
says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's
knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in
a car, at night in a Lover's lane.... and nothing
obscene is happening!
The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says :"I'm 22, sir."
The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..."
He sees a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly
glowing. The cop carefully approaches the car to get a
closer look.
Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a
computer magazine.
He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat,
knitting. Puzzled
by this surprising situation, the cop walks to the car and
gently raps on the driver's window.
The young man lowers his window . "Uh, yes,
officer?"
The cop says: "What are you doing?"
The young man says: "Well, Officer, I'm reading a
magazine."
Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop
says: "And her, what is she doing?"
The young man shrugs: "Sir, I believe she's
knitting a pullover sweater."
Now, the cop is totally confused. A young couple. Alone, in
a car, at night in a Lover's lane.... and nothing
obscene is happening!
The cop asks: "What's your age, young man?"
The young man says :"I'm 22, sir."
The cop asks: "And her ... what's her age?"
The young man looks at his watch and replies:
"She'll be 18 in 11 minutes..."
12-18-2008, 09:50 AM
#150
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