Joke for the day
09-09-2008, 11:47 AM
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Joke for the day
The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their
8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into
operation:
- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'
- After a few moments he announced,
'The Coopers are having sex!!'
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they are having sex?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'
8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into
operation:
- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'
- After a few moments he announced,
'The Coopers are having sex!!'
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they are having sex?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'
09-09-2008, 03:30 PM
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Just goes to prove that you've got to be careful what you say/do around kids. They're like little sponges! Ever heard a three year old say "****"? Lol, I have -- out of my nephew's mouth. My grandmother really needs to stop with the bad language. ROFL.
09-09-2008, 07:00 PM
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^^^Not to mention you have a very friendly cat, right? Lol. I'm telling ya, cats have no mercy. I think mine are both perverts. 
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09-09-2008, 07:39 PM
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Apparently...the DVD player/TV wasn't working that day.
(So says the guy with 4 kids!!
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(So says the guy with 4 kids!!
)The only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon 'quickie' with their
8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into
operation:
- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'
- After a few moments he announced,
'The Coopers are having sex!!'
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they are having sex?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'
8-year old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony
with a Popsicle and tell him to report on all the neighborhood activities.
He began his commentary as his parents put their plan into
operation:
- 'There's a car being towed from the parking lot,' he shouted.
- 'An ambulance just drove by!'
- 'Looks like the Andersons have company,' he called out.
- 'Matt's riding a new bike!'
- 'Looks like the Sanders are moving!'
- 'Jason is on his skate board!'
- After a few moments he announced,
'The Coopers are having sex!!'
Startled, his mother and dad shot up in bed!
Dad cautiously called out,
'How do you know they are having sex?'
'Jimmy Cooper is standing on his balcony with a Popsicle.'
09-09-2008, 07:45 PM
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good one mike
09-09-2008, 08:23 PM
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09-09-2008, 10:12 PM
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