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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 06:36 PM
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This message is directed only to those who don't own a Porsche.

Under no circumstances should you take one for a test drive. Why? Because they are so dam addictive, and once exposed you'll likely be hooked for life.
I for example periodically consider buying something other than a Porsche. In the past few months for example, I've considered an Audi RS5 and MB C63 AMG. Both of these cars are fast in a straight line, but they in no way compare to the handling of a 997S.

Maybe one of these years I'll find a Porsche alternative that will cost less to purchase and maintain, but I'm not holding out much hope, especially in the near term.
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 06:41 PM
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 06:43 PM
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It does seem to be a trend doesn't it.

Porsches are the most practical truly high performance sports cars available relatively speaking. Any other car/brand has it's trade off IMHO.
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 06:57 PM
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Originally Posted by fast1
Maybe one of these years I'll find a Porsche alternative ...
Tell me about it.
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 07:21 PM
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Only other option costs twice as much.
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 07:51 PM
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This post is too late for me. I'm addicted. Dammit!!!
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 08:28 PM
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Hello, my name is (Your Name Here), and I'm a Porschaholic...

Remember, you can sleep in your car, but you can't drive your house.
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by hot nikon
Hello, my name is (Your Name Here), and I'm a Porschaholic...

Remember, you can sleep in your car, but you can't drive your house.
I like that rationalization. Wish I had thought of it.
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I'm on number 2 already.
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by DLennox
I'm on number 2 already.
1+ Yep - totally addicting. Are they mechanically perfect? Hell no, but WHO CARES when you fire up the beast and hit the road! Intoxicating.
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Old Oct 10, 2012 | 11:30 PM
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I agree- I love my 997S cab. My buddy has a Ferrari 455, 2007- no question about it--an amazingly great looking car; and very fast. However, when he hit 12,000 and needed an engine out tune-up---wanna guess what that cost?
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Old Oct 11, 2012 | 12:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Adam93921
I agree- I love my 997S cab. My buddy has a Ferrari 455, 2007- no question about it--an amazingly great looking car; and very fast. However, when he hit 12,000 and needed an engine out tune-up---wanna guess what that cost?
$10K?

The 911 is very addictive. Save enough pennies to buy before you test drive... otherwise your kidney will miss it's twin. Also a relatively inexpensive car to maintain if you DIY.
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Old Oct 11, 2012 | 01:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Adam93921
I agree- I love my 997S cab. My buddy has a Ferrari 455, 2007- no question about it--an amazingly great looking car; and very fast. However, when he hit 12,000 and needed an engine out tune-up---wanna guess what that cost?
what in the hell is a 455?

v8 ferraris havent needed engine out tune ups or belts since the 1999 360
i dont think they made a 456 into 2007, since thats been the 612 scag for years. so basically im not sure what magical vehicle this friend of yours drives

as for porsches, the hype definitely exceeded the reality for me. this will likely be my last and only
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Old Oct 11, 2012 | 02:39 AM
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I'm definitely an addict, and I am okay with that. Ignorance to the rest of the world is, well, bliss...
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Old Oct 11, 2012 | 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Adam93921
I agree- I love my 997S cab. My buddy has a Ferrari 455, 2007- no question about it--an amazingly great looking car; and very fast. However, when he hit 12,000 and needed an engine out tune-up---wanna guess what that cost?
I have a neighbor who owns a Ferrari 458 Italia. He told me that his major service cost more that $10K. They did pick up his car in a covered Ferrari van, and returned it in the same van. So at least it was convenient for him.
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