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Old 04-01-2015, 05:18 PM
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And...nope.

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Old 04-01-2015, 05:48 PM
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There is word in the 996 forum that you guys need a hand with some boobies

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I come from the 996 forum bearing cars and baring boobies...

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Originally Posted by gnat
We were told you lot were rather boring and humorless over here so we sent Jake over to get the party warmed up and now we're crashing it. Once the 991 guys calm down over their deviated stitching color wars we'll infest them too
Originally Posted by Iceter
How do you 996 guys have time to post over here, what with all of your IMS bearings grenading?

We come here to learn about bore scoring



This is funny. The thread is saved from being useless. Well done.
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Damn! A lot of 996 guys up in here...
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Originally Posted by alpine003
Damn! A lot of 996 guys up in here...
Where?
Old 04-01-2015, 06:09 PM
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Old 04-01-2015, 06:13 PM
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Just because I used to have a 996 with awesome headlights and now I have a 997S which I have never sat in but I still hang out in 996 land with the occasional 997 post does that make me a switch-hitter? And being from Indiana I'm not sure I can write that because we discriminate against all forms of life. But gawd I love boobies!
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Originally Posted by beden1
Is that Tiny Tim from another mother?
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Originally Posted by Sneaky Pete
Is that Tiny Tim from another mother?
LOL. I have no idea. Turns out she (Nana Mouskouri) is a famous singer from Greece.
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Originally Posted by beden1
LOL. I have no idea. Turns out she (Nana Mouskouri) is a famous singer from Greece.
Better than Olivia Newton John...the famous singer from Grease.
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The best thing about the 996: The tailpipe is ALREADY split, so you can more easily determine which bank is smoking at any given time.

This saves the Porsche techs so much time when deciding which pistons to replace!

Of course, my 996 now burns 19 quarts of oil a month, but that's a small price to pay for being right!

Originally Posted by NotReally5chn3ll
It was only until I managed to show them, by rerouting and split the exhaust tailpipes, that the engine only smoked from one engine side (bank #2) that they finally acknowledged the problem
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Originally Posted by 5CHN3LL
The best thing about the 996: The tailpipe is ALREADY split, so you can more easily determine which bank is smoking at any given time.

This saves the Porsche techs so much time when deciding which pistons to replace!

Of course, my 996 now burns 19 quarts of oil a month, but that's a small price to pay for being right!
Burns oil? Oh, you must mean when you start it to move it to the other side of the garage. You don't actually drive it do you? We wouldn't allow that if it was a 997!
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Well based on the pics & video posted so far I'm ready to sell and go all in on a 996.
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Originally Posted by jkw911
Well based on the pics & video posted so far I'm ready to sell and go all in on a 996.
Im sure if you come up with a few grand on your side one of our 996 buddies might consider a trade


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