ManoTexas

This forum ruining my mental state. Used to be happy. Put top down, push sport and pse buttons. Drive like hell, and see how much i could make hula shark dance, and smile. A lot. Told wife oh, oh, I need a coupe to go with my cab.

Now I spend my time worrying that my caps dont point to valve stem. My chrono isn’t set to 911. Car has dust on it. I’ve got rock dings on hood. The damn center display shows temp to tenths but instrument console rounds up. The date/time on center display isn’t right and no way to set it. Worry every second cause I don’t burn any oil. Scared my pdk will crap out. Don’t have spacers so wheels don’t sit right.

Used to be carefree. Had happy life. Only worry was someone would try to use the cupholders. Now I’m totally neurotic. Shrink tells me to get a girlfriend. Wife tells me sell the 911. Life is so hard. No clue what to do.

Balr14

More drinking!

jamesinger

I can sell you spacers bro, come around to the side alley.

swingwing

Join PCA. Maverick Chapter here in DFW is very active. See website mav.pca.org for info. Join us for lunch next Thursday at Kincaid's in Southlake.

Kuro Neko

I know you're only joking, but this place is indeed all about problems and complaints.
That's why I visited originally (to fix things), and also one of the reasons I started this thread on Renn - to make something positive.

Get out and drive... and visit Rennlist for help when you need to fix something.

bheit1

Have you tried meditation?

MexicoBlueTurboS

Why on earth would you ever let someone know there are cup holders ?

Unless they watch Doug Demuro or had a 997 they'd never know.

Mine are wedged shut and no way in hell am I fixing them.

bheit1

If you collapse the adjustable arm on the cup holder before closing it won't bind. At least that works for me

ManoTexas

Thanks for lunch offer, but I work out of town. Fly out mon and back late thurs. One day I hope to be in town and will take club up on get together. Be good to see others with dusty cars! Oh, they’re not? I’ll speed shine mine around the corner before showing up. Damn single malt causing me tongue in cheek issues again

Iceter

Buy a British car. You’ll forget all about any of he minor issues that Porsches have.

ManoTexas

My first car was old 66 MG. My dad believed in corporal punishment.

lflouie

Oh you think that's bad...try concours, you're only beginning the OCD trip.

Cheers.

SF997S

Look up your engine numbers and fret about which IMS you have for an hour or two. It will help channel some of the neurosis!

groovzilla

get bottle of vodka, get girlfriend, get manual transmission, get louder stereo so you can't hear the bore scored cylinders or IMS crunching.