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Old 12-23-2012, 10:58 PM
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When I first got my '99, it ran really hot until I did the fan hack and dumped a gallon of coolant, replaced it with distilled water and added Red Line Water Wetter.

The temp gauge used to get me so stressed out I started calling the car, "Inferno"
Old 12-24-2012, 01:20 AM
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There is a dude on youtube that humps his car. Check it out.
Old 12-24-2012, 03:08 AM
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Well besides a few people that don't really care about the "inanimate piece of metal and plastic" in their garage (aka losers), we have:

Amara
My other car
Yellow
Doodlebug
Mindy
ZAFTIG (RIP) Has real Meaning
Gertrude
Blue (X2)
That little piece of ****
Harvey P-car
Claudia
The Stinky Bomb Boom (love it)
Heidi
"Thing" (Love you Halik)
You Little %$^% piece of %^#
Mangy Thing
The Widow (formerly aka The Black Widow)
The Yellow Bastard
Princess
Parts Car
Chubby
Crazy
Percy
"The 993" (Show off)
The Turbo
Mr. Tomato
The Inferno

A fine list of amazing cars!!! I suspect the rest are concerned about coming out.
Old 12-24-2012, 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by DreamCarrera
You are a bona fide dolt!!!
and you are the aforementioned loser.

go fondle your car some more creep.

toodles
Old 12-24-2012, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Quadcammer
and you are the aforementioned loser.

go fondle your car some more creep.

toodles
To Dream and Quad:

Merry Christmas!

Sincerely,

The Owner of "The Red Sled"
Old 12-25-2012, 05:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Quadcammer
and you are the aforementioned loser.

go fondle your car some more creep.

toodles
You are so fu***** stupid you don't even know when you are being made an *** out of...


And no, I neither fondle nor nickname my cars.

Your posts here on the 996 forum make absolutely no sense, all they do is convey your bitterness, feeble mindedness, and misplaced anger...do yourself a favor and go seek professional help in the new year.
Old 12-25-2012, 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by DreamCarrera
You are so fu***** stupid you don't even know when you are being made an *** out of...


And no, I neither fondle nor nickname my cars.

Your posts here on the 996 forum make absolutely no sense, all they do is convey your bitterness, feeble mindedness, and misplaced anger...do yourself a favor and go seek professional help in the new year.
funny, i feel pretty much the same way about you. we will never agree, so merry christmas and have a nice day.
Old 12-25-2012, 07:11 PM
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We name all the special ones. Here is Red Racer and The Blue Bullet. [IMG][/IMG]
Old 12-27-2012, 03:54 PM
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Sure I named my car. I call her "Portia".

Not really, but I did suggest that we name our daughter Portia. My wife would have none of it.




Wanda: 'And when he heard your daughter's called Portia, he said 'Why did they name her after a car? '
Archie: "How could you have a brother who's so..."
Otto: "DON'T CALL ME STUPID!"
Old 12-27-2012, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by frisbee91
Sure I named my car. I call her "Portia".

Not really, but I did suggest that we name our daughter Portia. My wife would have none of it.

Old 12-27-2012, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jordanturbo
I name all my cars, My C4s is named Gertrude, I figured that is a name that comes to mind when you think of a German woman with big hips ha ha
My C4S is named Gretchen..........as named by my wife! She names all my cars
Old 12-27-2012, 08:46 PM
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I noted to my wife that our Arctic Silver 996 -- rounded curves/silver color -- was pretty much like a beer can. She promptly named the car "Bullet." I refrain from names. It's a machine.
Old 12-28-2012, 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Quadcammer
thats exactly what it is. Its a car, nothing more. Just metal, plastic, and glass. don't lose sight of that.

yeah, thats exactly right.

I swear some of you people caress your cars before giving them a goodnight kiss...losers.
This is worth repeating. ^^

It's a car. not an identity.

esp a 996....
Old 12-28-2012, 10:52 PM
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Originally Posted by EMBPilot

It's a car. not an identity.

esp a 996....
Old 12-29-2012, 12:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Sneaky Pete
Originally Posted by EMBPilot
This is worth repeating. ^^

It's a car. not an identity.

esp a 996....
Well here we go, don't we? "esp not a 996"

WTF, So there it is, the 996 is underclass? 911 racism


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