Team Plutonium

I used to do that and now I have to stay away 500 feet from the school when I pick up my kid.

Scottish Pete

You can shut the passenger door without them having to touch it after they get out by using Lauch Control.

997rs4.0

So we have an automatic closing procedure. Now we just need the automatic opening function!
But honestly! I teach my kids to not close the Porsches by flexing the windows. And they are going from Tarmac to carpet. No shoes on the doors sills. With the DD they can do whatever they want!

Carcam

I just spit beer out of my nose this was so funny.

I must admit though, Ive seen all those fingerprints on my widow and paint and thought, who the f**k is doing that until I realize that I'm the only one driving the car.

mathfuzzy

Pretty sure that the concours judge who identifies it as a ***** print needs to be doing some explaining first...

fast_freddy

This is what I wear when I drive my 991. I bought the white cotton gloves from Bowring Arundel & Co in London. While they're apropos for your run of the mill white tie and tail events, they serve as terrific driving gloves that imparts a tactile quality which helps replicate a manual rack 911 driving experience. They also eliminate those dreadful fingerprints whilst closing the door.

groovzilla

exit out of the door? thats ridiculous. i never exit the car until i get home - i have a series of ropes in the garage and they attach to my harness and enter/exit out of the sunroof

Randy V

kosmo

This is why i have the entire car covered in a rip-away clear film.
Adios fingerprints

LuigiVampa

Who lives in Portland, knows the OP, likes buttered pop corn, and wants to spend about 15-20 touching every square inch of the OP's car?

Dyim

Cuda911

I close it by any part of the door I want, and then immediately call a mobile detailer each time I park.

So far is working out well.

Michael_Woe

I guess that's why Dr Porsche put a garage door openers on it. That's what I use. I'll bitch slap or pimp slap someone if they use the glass edge.

fast_freddy

I need to incorporate "prosaic" into conversations more often.

Twodan

Heal of my shoe with a solid push