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Old 11-21-2008, 02:22 PM
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Originally Posted by INURGRL951

Has anyone monkeys ran away from them or do they just get beat to shaken baby sindrom...lol

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Old 11-21-2008, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by INURGRL951
Heeeey spoolin the new picture is is soo damn funny to me and kinda true in a sad way



Has anyone monkeys ran away from them or do they just get beat to shaken baby sindrom...lol


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Yeah, its the sad truth.
Costas dont tell me thats your cayenne in your avatar?
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I knew it was John I saw on that website....





Don't tell my mom
Old 11-21-2008, 03:45 PM
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One day back at Varsity Bike Shop one of those field promotional agents that are more populous on college campuses than professors stopped into the store with some free garbage. I think he was trying to unload his merchandise and collect his $20 check for the day, because he asked if he could just leave all of the stuff with us. The haul amounted to about 10 crates of Ranch flavored CornNuts that we helped him carry from the back of his Jeep to the basement of our store. All the employees took one home, and we stashed the rest in our musty basement. Opening that box was like opening your candy bag the day after Halloween, except instead of tearing through it in a day, you find that you haven't made a dent in the stash after a week. I never thought I would get so sick of artificial ranch flavor, and I started giving away the boxes inside my crate to friends. My friend Sam took a full box and at e so many CornNuts that his gums started bleeding. Their plan really ended up backfiring, because to this day I can't even stand hearing the sound of someone near me eating CornNuts.
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Originally Posted by tifosiman
One day back at Varsity Bike Shop one of those field promotional agents that are more populous on college campuses than professors stopped into the store with some free garbage. I think he was trying to unload his merchandise and collect his $20 check for the day, because he asked if he could just leave all of the stuff with us. The haul amounted to about 10 crates of Ranch flavored CornNuts that we helped him carry from the back of his Jeep to the basement of our store. All the employees took one home, and we stashed the rest in our musty basement. Opening that box was like opening your candy bag the day after Halloween, except instead of tearing through it in a day, you find that you haven't made a dent in the stash after a week. I never thought I would get so sick of artificial ranch flavor, and I started giving away the boxes inside my crate to friends. My friend Sam took a full box and at e so many CornNuts that his gums started bleeding. Their plan really ended up backfiring, because to this day I can't even stand hearing the sound of someone near me eating CornNuts.
I seriously look forward to you're stories. They are getting good.
Old 11-22-2008, 02:39 AM
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Naaa it's just some picture of an unlucky fool with there turbo cayenne ....not me I go offroading but not swiming with it ..hahaha


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Originally Posted by INURGRL951
Naaa it's just some picture of an unlucky fool with there turbo cayenne ....not me I go offroading but not swiming with it ..hahaha


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If Porsche hadn't sold out, and stopped putting well engineered monkeys in their vehicles, that NEVER would have happened to the German Jeep!
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Originally Posted by INURGRL951
Naaa it's just some picture of an unlucky fool with there turbo cayenne ....not me I go offroading but not swiming with it ..hahaha


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offroading...is it 4wd?



Originally Posted by porshhhh951





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John, your secrets are well kept here. Please, share more info...
PS: When is the next sequel comming out? I want to know what happened when the big daddy gorrila D walked in on the monkey knocking off his old lady ?? ?? ?


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If Porsche hadn't sold out, and stopped putting well engineered monkeys in their vehicles, that NEVER would have happened to the German Jeep!
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Old 11-23-2008, 03:26 AM
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Hell yeah it is I go offroading with my friend that has a rover it does really well off on the trails!!!
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Originally Posted by INURGRL951
Hell yeah it is I go offroading with my friend that has a rover it does really well off on the trails!!!
Discovery or Range ?
A few years back I did financing for Charles Douglas Range Rover when I lived in London. I had a RR Vogue as my company car, and boy that thing had the sweetest electronic air suspension. I love how you can just hit a button when getting ready to park and it drops about 2-3 inches.
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Discovery or Range ?
A few years back I did financing for Charles Douglas Range Rover when I lived in London. I had a RR Vogue as my company car, and boy that thing had the sweetest electronic air suspension. I love how you can just hit a button when getting ready to park and it drops about 2-3 inches.
wtf, I thought I was the only one who stayed up this late.

carry on
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Originally Posted by Lorax
wtf, I thought I was the only one who stayed up this late.

carry on
Nah, me and the monkeys are up kickin it & drinkin beer
We are contemplating on new ideas for my project.
One monkey says your next move is Paint/body work
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Late? Hell, we just woke up!

I have a long day of installing one shower monkey and one high flow toilet monkey, then I have to shoot one monkey, because it refused to make boost.

Gonna be a long day.
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Late? Hell, we just woke up!

I have a long day of installing one shower monkey and one high flow toilet monkey, then I have to shoot one monkey, because it refused to make boost.

Gonna be a long day.
F* shootin, Bomb tha MF*

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Are the monkeys dead?


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