Group buy for monkeys
08-28-2004, 10:53 PM
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Monkeys will actually lower your insurance preimum! Funny as it sounds with the extra power you get, but there have been zero thefts of cars with monkeys in them.
08-29-2004, 04:27 AM
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Yeah one monkey unit = 1 HP or close enough. You can expect anywhere from 15-18 monkey units from each monkey depending on their banana levels and limb drive.
08-29-2004, 06:14 AM
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Originally Posted by hosrom_951
My goodness, this is getting more and more confusing, how would a monkey give you hp?
Stop it you are killing me.
08-29-2004, 06:21 AM
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DIE DIE DIE, ALL OF YOU DIE (j/k)...........
Come on, you can'r make fun of someone if they don't know/uderstand something, you can't blame them..........
Is this one of those 'humour' posts?
im getting so lost here..........
Come on, you can'r make fun of someone if they don't know/uderstand something, you can't blame them..........
Is this one of those 'humour' posts?
im getting so lost here..........
08-29-2004, 07:14 AM
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oh my freggin god you can't be serious hosrom.
it's just a ****ing joke man. You obviously don't share similar taste's in humor than some of us...not a big deal.
Is this one of those 'humour' posts?
im getting so lost here..........
No it's very very serious post. I am sorry you don't know about monkey's and how much more power they can give your 951 but, we are part of a secret monkey society that gave out passwords the day you skipped school.....sorry bub. No dice. Nothing to see here. Nothing to see at all
it's just a ****ing joke man. You obviously don't share similar taste's in humor than some of us...not a big deal.
Is this one of those 'humour' posts?
im getting so lost here..........
No it's very very serious post. I am sorry you don't know about monkey's and how much more power they can give your 951 but, we are part of a secret monkey society that gave out passwords the day you skipped school.....sorry bub. No dice. Nothing to see here. Nothing to see at all
08-29-2004, 08:03 AM
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Guys, i knew it was a joke, till i started reading more and more, then the Gorilla and bananas came along...........
That is where i started to lose track (REALLY off track)
now I feel like a monkey!
That is where i started to lose track (REALLY off track)
now I feel like a monkey!
08-29-2004, 08:05 PM
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Originally Posted by porshhhh951
oh my freggin god you can't be serious hosrom.
it's just a ****ing joke man. You obviously don't share similar taste's in humor than some of us...not a big deal.
Is this one of those 'humour' posts?
im getting so lost here..........
No it's very very serious post. I am sorry you don't know about monkey's and how much more power they can give your 951 but, we are part of a secret monkey society that gave out passwords the day you skipped school.....sorry bub. No dice. Nothing to see here. Nothing to see at all
it's just a ****ing joke man. You obviously don't share similar taste's in humor than some of us...not a big deal.
Is this one of those 'humour' posts?
im getting so lost here..........
No it's very very serious post. I am sorry you don't know about monkey's and how much more power they can give your 951 but, we are part of a secret monkey society that gave out passwords the day you skipped school.....sorry bub. No dice. Nothing to see here. Nothing to see at all
Hey Hey were the monkeys - The Monkeys(The Anthem)
Monkey Wrench - The Foo Fighters (For the Grungey Monkey Fans)
Monkey - George Michael ( For the boys that spank other boys monkeys!)
08-29-2004, 11:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Cyrus951
I'll take one, last time I saw mine, he was in Santa Barbara playing with some two year olds, so I gave up looking for him.
If any of you have seen him, he's recently had his skin color changed, and he's missing his nose (he left it at home)
If any of you have seen him, he's recently had his skin color changed, and he's missing his nose (he left it at home)
08-30-2004, 04:15 AM
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hmmm, well I might be persuaded to buy a few if I can find the cash. Since monkey power is greater then horse power, I'm guessing I'll be lucky to top 200rwmp when I get to the newly calibrated dyno. Any thoughts? 230 horses to the tire = ?
Now, one thing that puzzles me, if we spank the monkey, does he loose the will to fight on or become that much more powerful?
Now, one thing that puzzles me, if we spank the monkey, does he loose the will to fight on or become that much more powerful?
08-30-2004, 04:15 AM
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Originally Posted by IGM666
Hmmmmm maybe you could "spank" those monkeys and get more "monkey" power per monkey 
sorry couldnt help it
sorry couldnt help it
