NZ951

Not a lot of people know this but Suburban Auto Group actually source their monkeys from us and then modify them for trunk use. Essentially provide air, water and bananas in a confined space, opposed to our performance monkeys that have heat shields amongst other mods. We are contract bound not to provide trunk monkeys as Suburban Auto Group has exclusive rights. Hope this helps.

Bob Rouleau

Thanks. I'll contact Suburban. I can live without extra power but a trunk monkey, well that's something special!

NZ951

please consider the rear mount turbo option for your trunk monkey, it can be very effective. Also, pure trunk monkey option can benefit greatly by poo.

gt37vgt

hmm must all be done in a secret lab somewhere as i never saw any monekys during my time in Tarenaki i did see a few gorillas though...

NZ951

Is that anywhere Taranaki?

I was in Adelaide for New Years... 42 degree days nearly ended me.

gt37vgt

mostly in New Plymouth i needed the gorillas when i was beached as that sea gull is **** weak
yeh Adelaide has been an inferno last couple of years you would be parched as bro if you went t here you'd want to get some water asap

NZ951

True bro, its pretty deceptive eh? Quite misleading.

Bob Rouleau

I'm interested in the rear mount turbo option! Tell me more.

I don't feel the need for poo, in fact I am confident that disgruntled Rennlist user/Member poo is much higher octane than monkey poo and I have a lifetime supply of the former If I ever need more, a couple of infractions will bring in a ton or so. Hey, would you like to outsource your poo business to me? Closer to the North American market, higher octane and a seemingly limitless supply. How about it?

KuHL 951

You've still never refunded my money for that Gulf theme funky monkey you sent years ago. I did eventually sell it on Craigslist though. He's sweeping floors at an adult cinema in Venice Beach last I heard. I'm telling you folks, don't buy monkeys from Andrew. Danno has them for sale also, at least his monkeys know how to take your money and run.

NZ951

Dear Steve,

I do not have any money so I am sending you this drawing of a spider I did instead. I value this drawing the same as a drawing of a gulf theme funky monkey so trust that this settles the matter

Regards

Andrew

KuHL 951

We're square Andrew. As a token of your honesty and integrity I'm sending you a delicacy you probably can't find out there on that little island of yours. Even the monkeys will like it.

gt37vgt

Careful Steve that bro town throwback has short changed you that spider is missing a leg !!!

NZ951

Please find attached a revised drawing with the correct number of legs for full payment for any amount outstanding. I trust this will bring this matter to a conclusion,

Regards, David Thorne oh I mean Andrew.

KuHL 951

A 7-legged spider might work with his local power company as payment but it doesn't cut the cheese here. I demand 9 legs to finally put this dispute to rest.

NZ951

You have 15 legs already, 7 in the original payment and 8 in the second. I demand a 6 leg refund.