NZ951

Poo can no be compressed. So 5lb of poo in a 5lb bag. I have seen some nasty accidents trying to compress it, so not recommended. GB unavailable, this poo is flying out the door as is.

azbanks

Is it more cost effective to buy the poo already made or buy a monkey and have a never ending supply.
My point is, I make poo up all the time, I would think it would me easier to have a monkey do it for me.

Bob Rouleau

I'm late to this thread, and I don't have a 944 (sorry). Does the GB also apply to "Trunk Monkeys"? If so I would like 3.

See video for the models I would like to buy - not the medic though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y

Thanks

ehall

Sorry Bob. These monkeys are manufactured in New Zealand. They are purely monkey power monkeys.
Trunk monkeys come from Texas. Big John doesn't live there anymore, so they may be no longer available.
Andrew may be willing to modify some of his for you, but the shipping will cost as much as a gorilla.

Bob Rouleau

^ thanks. Damn, I really want a trunk monkey....

Darwantae951

Call Suburban Auto group, maybe they can custom tailor one to you, altho I don't know how obvious it will be when it pops out of the front of the car...

ehall

Bob has one of them backwards cars, so I guess he could get a regular monkey, since it would ride in the back. Sumthin ta think about....

azbanks

Hey E, I hope your are being safe over there.(Seriously)

Being the nice guy I am, don't bother buying any poo. I'll be nice(as always) and give you as much as you need. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling to give you a lot of poo. No need to thank me, I'm glad to help.

ehall

Thanks. I'm still in CONUS. I'm awaiting assignment. Don't know if I'll be going or staying here.

azbanks

CONUS, huh.
Well, if you do get sent somewhere and can request the location, you might request Uranus. That is if you want access to some poo without paying an arm and a leg. One thing to watch for is that I would be very concerned if you find it is monkey poo. If you get monkey poo from uranus, see a doctor at once.

Bob Rouleau

Uh, I don't need any poo either, mods and admin get plenty of that right here

ehall

^^^^Plenty more poo where that came from, Bob.

ehall

I didn't ask for any poo. That is a new mod. The old monkeys were trained better.

ehall

TOO TRUE!

azbanks

I must be confused. I read some threads about improving exhaust flow. Were they not discussing monkeys. I was surprised/concerned when some guy was bragging abut going to a five inch exhaust. That's just wrong.