moorepower

I think the real April Fool's joke is that you're getting 38mpg from a 951. You must be going downhill everywhere you go.

reno808

just get a new dd like a 1.5l honda i get like 30 something mpg

Calmchaos

I just did this to my NA.
I get around 40mpg at 60mph uphill in 1st gear now!

ELLSSUU

Do you think I should do a write up and put it in the DIY section?

Good point. I'm going to rip it all off and use clear packing tape. Won't get so many funny looks on the Causeway.

Yummybud924

lol, "how to own and maintain a modded 951 when you can't afford the gas"

Marcquito

No offense, but this is ridiculous. You're ruining the perfectly good looks of a perfect vehicle. If you can't handle the fuel costs you need to put the car away and buy a civic.

You have a beautiful car and this just makes me sick to my stomach.

Put the car in storage. Please. Stop messing it up.

Reimu

lol look at the date dude..

reno808

i know just work an hour extra every week. if you cant handle it just sell and get a grip

kevincnc

Crap, I forgot March 14th this year.

Marcquito

What date? Am I missing something?

Gator_86_951

WHAT CHRIS LEAK IS DECLARING FOR THE DRAFT EARLY THE SEASON BEFORE THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP RUN. OMGAZZZZZZZ!!!!!

ELLSSUU

and Urban "my wiener has a second name" is shilooting bricks 'cause Tebow's gf is better looking than his wife.

V2Rocket

i wonder if a full tapejob would pick up another mph or 2 up at the top end lol

Erzengal

Forget the tape. Get some of that industrial sized clear plastic wrap! Wrap the entire car in that, and use the sunroof as a door. That alone will get you to prolly 45mpg!

Calmchaos

a full tapejob would probably cost a lot of money... It sounds a little kinky...