GOBOGIE

Chris gave me an Idea (and there's one on the OT board right now). It's cold and snowing again in Niles, MI. Winter is shaking it's fist at us again just to say "dont' think about putting the battery into the 951 just yet".

The story goes something like this:

Chris stops by Niles, MI and pays his old friend Cory a visit. Chris and Cory go way back to when they were Navy Seals in the early 90's when they were sent into Stuttgart Germany to steal all of Dr. Porsche's secret files for up and coming 944 Festivals in Mansfield, OH.

Chris who has a PhD in adolescent psychiatry and Cory who is a retired male gigolo and a nationally recognized cow dung sculpturer and ear hair collector, have been on a nation wide spree (in Chris's new 951) doing what they do best...

Let's see where this goes?

Chris_924s

Edited out. Thank Anders for removing tripe.
Please remove this thread.

Travis - sflraver

Rock F#$@s up his car ... Again

Rock

As the hood sails gracefully in the wind, like a giant stuttgart frisbee, Rennlist members gaze up at it in awe as it travels back down to earth only to crash into a familiar "No parking sign" that would be Rock's second victim in a deadly game of sign hunting

Chris_924s

Edited out. Thank Anders for removing tripe.
Please remove this thread.

Travis - sflraver

Chris has another beer and.......

GOBOGIE

And who do find on the cat walk naked with a "special tool" hanging between their legs but...

Travis - sflraver

Thats the last thing that Chris remembered. The next morning he wakes up to find his keyboard covered in a nice, thick layer of puke... all his friends have left .... and someone has eaten the last piece of pizza.
There is only one thing left for Chris to do... start cleaning off the Keyboard and get back on Rennlist!!!

Chris_924s

not likely.

Yabo

I'm confused.

WesM951

Devon, I was confused why as well, search for posts started by chris and you will see the light.

Chris, PM or email me at wmiller at dataeclipse dot com.

GOBOGIE

Story Continues...

Chris crawls and then falls out of bed and finds his computer history full of gay **** sites and chocolate turtle making recipe web sites. He shaves, takes a shower and realizes he still owns (2) Porsche's right now and that the world really isn't all that bad. He then grabs the keys to the 924 and then...

Travis - sflraver

.. heads out the door to start a fresh new day but what he sees scattered across his front lawn startles and astounds him. Its a roving pack of wild, angry clowns roaming around his freshly mowed grass. With lightning fast moves that can only be executed by the most experienced of Ninjas Chris quickly dispatches the clowns. One by one they drop to the ground in a mess of rubber ball noses and white face paint. As the dust settles all that is visible is the great Chris standing amongst the ravaged, limp bodies of the once powerful killer clowns.
Chris raises his mighty fist to the sky and screams, in a voice which powerful but somewhat feminine "....

BigRed

..."Send in the clowns indeed!!" After the clown killings, Chris decides to dispatch of the bodies. "What's more fun than burning clowns", he asks himself. "Easy", he thinks, "It's...

Travis - sflraver

Resurrecting the dead clowns so he use them to hone and sharpen his killer ninja skills. Chris quickly runs inside and starts browsing the yellowpages for the local voodoo witch doctor when a listing catches his eye. This is not your normal every day yellowpages listing but something special.
Chris grabs the phone and quickly punches in the number. It rings 4 times and he is just about to hang up when someone picks up. The voice on the other end is old and raspy and it says ".....