STORY: All Hell Breaks Loose - CHRIS AND CORY GO ON A NATION WIDE...
02-19-2005, 10:31 PM
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while pursuing the theif, he realizes that the stolen car was the blackey wich runs like ****ty *****, the yellow quickly caught up. he swerved wildly only to...
02-19-2005, 11:11 PM
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anyway, meanwhile back at chris' clown infested pad....
chris begins what can only becalled a sacrifice to the porsche gods. He pulls out his matches, some pliers, his rennlist card and....
chris begins what can only becalled a sacrifice to the porsche gods. He pulls out his matches, some pliers, his rennlist card and....
02-20-2005, 01:07 AM
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a 10% off any boob job coupon he was keeping to give to his mom. After a quick worship session he realizes he is surrounded by more Ninja Clowns. Chris quickly picks up the Tbelt tensioning tool he was sacrificing and...
02-20-2005, 07:00 PM
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uses it to make some scrambled eggs. Just then someone resurrects an off topic post in the tech forums just to **** off the "thats off topic, move it" people..... just because he can.
Meanwhile, back a Chris' pad, Rock shows back up with ......
Meanwhile, back a Chris' pad, Rock shows back up with ......
02-20-2005, 07:12 PM
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When he relises that chris didn't steal his money but infact it was sucked up by his cars appitite for money and strippers. Thats when the ninjas got really pissed off that he didn't share his eggs and decided to....
02-20-2005, 07:33 PM
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knife his brand new Pirelli's on freshly painted Fuch's. Realising that those tires were the meaning to his sole existence, Chris goes ape **** and begins his massive attack on the Ninja Clowns. Chris leaps towards the crowd of Ninja Clowns and in mid-air is bombarded by pies and ninja stars. Once in the middle of the crowd of Ninja Clowns Chris breaks open some of his own moves. With a blaring guitar solo in the background Chris....
02-21-2005, 09:39 AM
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....Doing the hand jive, slapping the ninja clown bastards and dropping them one by one.
Just then someone else comes in the door behind Rock.. Chris can not tell off hand who the stranger is but he speaks with a Swedish accent and has strange curling horns coming out of his head. In a deep, echoing voice the man says.....
Just then someone else comes in the door behind Rock.. Chris can not tell off hand who the stranger is but he speaks with a Swedish accent and has strange curling horns coming out of his head. In a deep, echoing voice the man says.....
02-21-2005, 11:28 PM
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He had to have a mixture of Jeigemeister and Pabst BLue Ribbon for breakfast... not that it hasn't happened before!!! Then just when it all started to feel familiar again, Cory...
02-22-2005, 09:45 AM
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...a fire extinguisher. Lighting farts can be dangerous, plus spontaneous human combustion runs in the family, so it's better to be safer than sorry. Cory should be close behind with the video camera, but...
02-22-2005, 09:50 AM
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he stopped at the McDonalds drive through to get some chicken nuggets. While waiting for his order, Cory notices a distinct similarity between Ronald McDonald and all the killer ninja clowns that tore up Chris' place. Just then the Ronald McDonald statue comes to life and.....