STORY: All Hell Breaks Loose - CHRIS AND CORY GO ON A NATION WIDE...
02-18-2005, 02:43 PM
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..."Hey, hey!! It's Krusty the Klown!" Chris quickly hangs up, realizing that his naughty deeds just cancelled the local clown dinner that he was scheduled to be the featured speaker. Great! Now I have to retitle my speech to...
02-18-2005, 02:47 PM
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"Swedish meatballs and the Canadian syphilis epidemic." Chris grabs a pen and begins to jot down some notes. He writes down the fist thing on the subject that comes to mind which is ... "
02-18-2005, 02:54 PM
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... my left ******** is larger and hangs lower than my right! But that doesn't matter because I'm always...
02-18-2005, 03:01 PM
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turning right so it helps center the weight balance in hard corners. Now if there was only some way to make it bigger I might have a chance at the next autox." At that moment Chris had an idea for a new prosthetic device that could make this pipe dream a reality...
02-19-2005, 09:18 AM
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mixed together in exact ratios to form the perfect left ******** appliance.
Just then someone barged in the front door and yelled... "Chris , your front yard looks like ****ty *****!!" It was none other than the famous.....
Just then someone barged in the front door and yelled... "Chris , your front yard looks like ****ty *****!!" It was none other than the famous.....
02-19-2005, 10:20 AM
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At that moment Chris runs to his keyboard and types in the word "Rock" and presses enter. Rock looks perplexed at this so he....
02-19-2005, 08:41 PM
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... A rennlist member. The sniper quickly jumps back into a 944 and speeds away. As Rock watches him speed away he quickly realizes that the 944 he is driving is his. Rock is initially shocked by this realization but it quickly fades when he remembers....
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Rock catches up to the sniper a few miles up the road and just as he is about to pull along side him, his hood surprisingly comes detached from his yellow beast and flys off to the side of the road. Moments later he runs over his nose panel.
Meanwhile, back at Chris' dead clown infested pad.....
Meanwhile, back at Chris' dead clown infested pad.....