#35
Bunny with a Mission
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From: Winston-Salem, NC
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did"
#38
Budding Photographer
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From: A Quiet Little Lake In The Middle of Nowhere
Steven Wright: I once put a cup of instant coffee in the microwave... I almost created a time warp!
I saw him in South Bend a couple of years ago. What an experience???
I saw him in South Bend a couple of years ago. What an experience???
#45
if 711's are open 24/7, why do they have locks on the doors?
why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
if fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
if it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
if fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
if olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
if it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?