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Old 03-17-2004, 11:07 AM
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If you need another example of something turning into nothing....
Go racing.

Q: How do you make a small fortune in racing?

A: Start with a large one.
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Old 03-17-2004, 12:14 PM
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Old 03-17-2004, 12:31 PM
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Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways? (I think that came from George Carlin).
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Old 03-17-2004, 12:36 PM
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I accidently used my car key in my house...it started...so I drove it around my neighbourhood for a while yelling at people to get the heck out of my backyard...
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Old 03-17-2004, 12:37 PM
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I dropped a bottle of spot remover on my dog...now he's gone...
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hey tifo i had that EXACT same question bout the universe. haha. after a while i stopped because my head started to hurt...
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Old 03-17-2004, 01:11 PM
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Stephen Wright, "I put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room and let them fight it out."
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Old 03-17-2004, 01:13 PM
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Do you think the price of eggs in China cover's the wear and tear of a chicken's butt?
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Old 03-17-2004, 01:30 PM
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wow, Im glad to see we can think about and write about things other than cars once in a while.

I've got one:

Why is it that the day I plan to pick up my plates from DMV and take my car out of winter storage...it snow's...again...
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Old 03-17-2004, 01:31 PM
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Stephen Wright, "I put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room and let them fight it out."
Oh man, I'm still LMAO about that one!
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Originally posted by Carrera51
Stephen Wright, "I put a humidifier and a dehumidifier in the same room and let them fight it out."


I saw him in concert back in the early 90's. My favorite one from him:

"What do you add to powdered water?"
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Old 03-17-2004, 01:44 PM
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wow
another BS thread.
And I was second to respond!!
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shouldn't you be studying??
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Originally posted by aribop
shouldn't you be studying??


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