gnat

Aren't Caymans just Boxsters for people not comfortable enough with their sexuality to admit that they drive a Boxster?

krazyk86cu

I'm dying. If only I had taken a picture of this guy

ZuffenZeus

bwhahahahaha... oh Lawdy, I spewed my coffee on that one. hahahaha

Cuda911

Pretty sure that's what krazyk86cu told Mechanic #2, when he wanted to get his tranny looked at.

Alan A

Only one letter away.
Actually just a little horizontal line on the bottom of the C.

As soon as someone pointed that out to me I knew the only way I could have one was if it was de-badged.

user1029

The C stands for...
The B stands for...

kromdom

do I win a prize?

ZuffenZeus

The C stands for CAT
The B stands for BALL

Catballs? Is this code for something? pfff hahahaha

Kalashnikov

I never payed attention to Cayman's name, until it was pointed out here.

This makes for an interesting possibility when getting the title/registration as DMV uses contractions for the brand/model. So owning a Por Gay 2011 may not be in the books for me. Same as Por *** 1999.

ZuffenZeus

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Imo000

Is Porsche the only company to change less for the convertible than the hard top in the "Boxter" model? What a genius ideal

ZuffenZeus

It's KraZy-K down with some... "Nice Nice Baby"!!!!

Stop! Collaborate and listen
KrazyK is back with my brand new renndition
Something grabbed my tranny so tightly
Car went dead and I turned very whitey
So, it wouldn't go? No! But dis I know...
Got out, pushed, and it moved slow.
To the extreme Porsche stole my money like a vandal,
and now they want more money… KK flew off the handle.

Porsche, with baristas that boom
Killin' my brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when they play a diagnostic melody
They say "Anything less than Porsche’s best is a felony...
Love it or leave it, you better gain way…
Get outta my face and have a nice day!"

Service manager is like... Be nice nice Baby... Nice nice Baby!


(Now, I’m takin’ it to my tranny prophet named Dennis)

Several weeks go by, phone is silent,
Car is held hostage, I’m starting to get violent!
Quick to the point, to the point, no fakin',
He says, “tranny is toast and so bring me more bacon.”
Kalash was quick and nimble,
his tranny was a bargain plain and simple.
Cut into a funky dance with a souped up tempo,
I'm on a roll, time to go solo!
Still, they're working' on my 3.6.
Why can't Dennis find the right fix?
My Stang is on standby, that’s where I get my high
Did you ever stop? No! I admit, I like stang-high!
Picked up my baby and paid the man,
Made it five miles, damn, not again!???
Girlfriend was like "Yo, do you wanna sue?!!"
and I say... "Lawyer says NO cause I’m young and own two!"

I said, "Hunni... Be nice nice Baby, nice nice Baby!"

Take heed, 'cause KK is a lyrical poet
PCA Gabe is at the scene just in case you didn't know it
Rennlist, that created all the bearing fuss
Hurry up lil' boy or you'll miss the bus!
Resident experts say IMS failure is real,
replace with LN or you'll swallow a major pill!
Engine in da back, what a hell of a concept
Dr. P sold the hype, you want to step in this?
Butzi, his life will never fade,
sliced like a Ginsu, sharper than any razor blade!
So fast, others say, "Shazam!!!"
If Porsche was a drug, they'd sell it by the gram
Phone begins to ring, keeping my composure,
$3000 loss hurts worse nuclear exposure

(Gabe is like, “Son, it was only a $300 part”)

Hell boyz, there are worse things in the world and so let's get loose!
Magnetized by Porsche’s power when I give it sum juice!

It's nice nice baby!!! It's so nice nice baby!!!!

Woodman71

This is brilliant, well done.

Don't you work, how do you find time for this?

ZuffenZeus

Hahaha... I wrote it up at lunch time.

Kalashnikov

Legit.