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Old 03-19-2013 | 06:13 PM
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I'm surprised they'll let this non-Ferrari owner attend!
Alain de Cadenet will be speaking; really looking forward to that.
Old 03-19-2013 | 06:33 PM
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C'mon, Rick! I used to think the same thing of PCA events...
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Old 03-19-2013 | 06:46 PM
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Walk in...
"thanks for the invite, Ive always loved Fiats..."
Old 03-19-2013 | 06:48 PM
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What Glen said. Then, tell de Cadanet that his daughter is hot hot HOT
Old 03-19-2013 | 07:21 PM
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Go out and buy a jacket with a big Ferrari logo on it. You will fit right in.
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as long as you have your "shield" with you, any tasteless comments (since you are a non-fiat owner), will bounce right off.
Old 03-19-2013 | 08:25 PM
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Use hand gestures while talking.....you'll fit right in!
Old 03-19-2013 | 08:26 PM
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And make sure to wear a driver's suit to the morning meeting
Old 03-19-2013 | 08:40 PM
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When and where is it? I may want to go.
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Too funny. See the same comments on Fchat re: P-car owners. Can't we all get along..... Lol







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Just be sure you’re wear something red over your gold chain. Oh, and by all means throw your car keys at the first person in polo shirt and ask them to make sure they park it with the "good" cars.
Old 03-19-2013 | 09:51 PM
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"How do you guys knit while setting down lap times?"

If they're not video savy, or lack a sense of humor, try:

"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" (make sure to have had a manicure first, however)

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Take out F car and put in P car and all the comments just listed above are exactly what BMW drivers say about Porsche owners. All the same, just your place on the food chain is different


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