Attending Ferrari Club meeting - need something witty to say

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03-20-2013, 02:34 PM

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What Glen said. Then, tell de Cadanet that his daughter is hot hot HOT

Print this and then pull it out of your wallet and drop it in front of him.. along with a condom..

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03-20-2013, 03:44 PM

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Take out F car and put in P car and all the comments just listed above are exactly what BMW drivers say about Porsche owners. All the same, just your place on the food chain is different

Yup. That's the truth. Definitely used to be that way on M3f.net when I was active.

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03-20-2013, 03:46 PM

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Ferraris' do sound great- They sure rev. . Hopefully we'll have a good turn out this year at Celebration of Speed. Scuderias are awesome when they are running .

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03-20-2013, 05:38 PM

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What Glen said. Then, tell de Cadanet that his daughter is hot hot HOT

Had to look her up. Not bad, but her daughter is pretty impressive...

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03-20-2013, 08:40 PM

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After absorbing this thread I've come to the conclusion that this line might be appropriate. "Hey I love you guys - you make me look like less of a douche bag!"

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03-20-2013, 09:20 PM

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Good stuff all, but I want to be witty, not insulting to my hosts, who are being very gracious letting a non-Ferrari owner attend their gathering. Heck, I've never even owned a Fiat.
Although I did own an Alfa once.
The leadership of the club has already started in on me.
Really looking forward to watching the delayed F1 race then hearing Alain's presentation.

Rick, why don't I come with you and act like a factory instructor from Maranello.....

You know Italian is my first language......

Have fun!

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03-20-2013, 09:41 PM

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Rick, why don't I come with you and act like a factory instructor from Maranello.....

You know Italian is my first language......

Have fun!

Perfect!

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03-20-2013, 10:31 PM

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Just so you all know, i'm buying a 360 or 430 Spider when I am no longer competitive racing.. which may be now!

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03-20-2013, 10:34 PM

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show up and wear lofers, no socks with madras shorts - and a searsucker blazer. Tell your "guy" to go get you some coffee and check the tire pressures, of and to wipe his hands before starting the car!

Then show up at the driver's meeting in a matching driver's suit (to the car) with a mechanically enhanced bimbo to next to you that is texting on her phone and posting on facebook non-stop. You score extra points if the small yappy dog is wearing a color coordinated sweater that matches your driving suit.

Then tell everybody loudly that the only reason you are there is because you double booked the house in Gstaad this weekend.

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03-20-2013, 10:58 PM

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Just so you all know, i'm buying a 360 or 430 Spider when I am no longer competitive racing.. which may be now!

Based on your current ride I think you would enjoy a 355 more

Here is a taste of the sound. My car after I updated the full exhaust system.

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03-21-2013, 01:22 PM

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Those Challenge cars sound great.

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03-21-2013, 09:29 PM

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Boy, Rick, you asked for it and you sure received it!

Gary

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03-22-2013, 05:56 PM

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Perfect!

Hey Rick, thanks for the invite......

I won't embarass you too much.......

See you there....

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03-24-2013, 12:06 AM

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"Yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you."

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03-24-2013, 12:08 AM

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I'm in for $5 if you show up in cut off jean shorts and a parrot shirt.

I'll throw in a $10 gift certificate to Bennigans if you grow a moustache first.

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