Attending Ferrari Club meeting - need something witty to say
03-19-2013, 11:25 PM
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How much fun can 200 miles a year actually be?
03-19-2013, 11:48 PM
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Oldie but goodie:
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”
The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.”
A short time later, the blond came to the door to collect her money.
“You’re finished already?” he asked.
“Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
03-20-2013, 07:36 AM
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03-20-2013, 09:32 AM
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Did I ever tell you about the time at a ferrari event @wgi that I saw a comotion down the other side of the garage? A couple of Ferrari ******* had hired a fashion photographer and dressed their girl friends in porno outfits and were doing a photo shoot sort of sprawled (dry humping?) over a ferrari, in the middle of all the drivers. Did I mention this was in the garage?
Definately wear your driving suit. And bring a photographer.
Did I ever tell you about the time at a ferrari event @wgi that I saw a comotion down the other side of the garage? A couple of Ferrari ******* had hired a fashion photographer and dressed their girl friends in porno outfits and were doing a photo shoot sort of sprawled (dry humping?) over a ferrari, in the middle of all the drivers. Did I mention this was in the garage?
Definately wear your driving suit. And bring a photographer.
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03-20-2013, 10:21 AM
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Several years ago the PCA club race at NJMP was a support race for the Rolex series, and there was also a Ferrari challenge. My distinct recollection wast that there was a lot of fanfare for a bunch of dudes that could not drive. I remember looking at their lap times and wishing I could attend one of their races in my little old Porch.
03-20-2013, 10:22 AM
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Good stuff all, but I want to be witty, not insulting to my hosts, who are being very gracious letting a non-Ferrari owner attend their gathering. Heck, I've never even owned a Fiat.
Although I did own an Alfa once.
The leadership of the club has already started in on me.
Really looking forward to watching the delayed F1 race then hearing Alain's presentation.
03-20-2013, 10:44 AM
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Bring a bag of big marshmallows, when someone asks what they are for you can say:
"For the bonfire in the 458 parking area".
"For the bonfire in the 458 parking area".
03-20-2013, 11:50 AM
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03-20-2013, 01:11 PM
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03-20-2013, 01:38 PM
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My friends Bull Dog next to my Ferrari says "Well we cant all be lucky enough to guard Porsches"
Rick, let us know how it goes, see you in Tremblant at "Le Circuit"
Rick, let us know how it goes, see you in Tremblant at "Le Circuit"