Bonster

Hey guys and dolls . . . I just thought, in case you have not already done so, that you need to take a look at https://rennlist.com/forums/rennlist...ist-posts.html In its contents, it would seem that more than half of what we post here would be against forum rules. So what I have done is ask Bob for the same lenience as he has in OT. Perhaps a few posts by you all would help him make that decision in our favor.

I'm serious . . . read at least about the infractions . . . they don't want any vulgarity (oh crap, there goes at least myself, lol), only G-rated avatars (there goes VR, lol), no pictures with sexual or leading content (VR again, lol!), etc.. IF Bob decides to enforce this, HWFMR just would not be the same.

Okay, now back to our regularly scheduled programming . . .

Veloce Raptor

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.

And we’re just the people to do it! Who’s with me????????

Bon, seriously, yes ax him. I would hate to see RL turn into just another boring homogenous POS. I'd let my membership expire if it does.

Bull

What brought this up???? What is the problem that is being addressed?

Please don't call in a strike on our own position by bringing up HWFM.....it sounds a bit like "hey, here is another "problem" over here that we want you to ignore".

Veloce Raptor

The first rule of Fight Club: do not discuss Fight Club.

Bull

Exactly!

pmgoodwin

Toga toga toga

deep_uv

bleep that bleeping stuff Futile Gesture.

edited for language by Bob R - note give me a break will ya!

Bonster

Lol, Steve! That's the spirit!!! No, seriously . . . when I saw the post I was honestly worried, as I know Bob does come in here from time to time. I wanted us to at least have the same leniency as OT. I mean, this is the PIT folks! Almost anything is allowed so long as no personal attacks take place -- which have not occurred since the big ugly dingaling from . . . wherever he claimed to be from . . . was here. I love the way things go around here. It's so much FUN!!! So Bull, in answer to your question, I was not trying to draw negative attention to us. I was trying to make sure that you all (and myself at times) don't get those demerits thingees. Once that starts happening, things would never be the same. I really like everyone here (even though I moderate in other places when the forum needs the help), and don't want anything to change. Not even VR's girlie pics, lol.

That's why I said let's protect what we have. If Bob really does enforce those rules everywhere, we'll be in the ****ter. There . . . even a mod said ****ter. Is that rated G? I mean, I've heard my next door neighbor's grandson say WAY worse than that.

Bonster

PS . . . if you all want me to permanently delete my post of concern on the thread about forum rules, just holler. I don't think anyone has even seen it yet, based on the view count.

Veloce Raptor

Nuke the gay whales.

For Jesus.

mglobe

That's the stupidest bleeping post I've ever read. What an bleep...

Edited by Bob R - sigh!

Veloce Raptor

Ahem.


You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Texas, I'll bet you couldn't pour **** out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you.
You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done.
I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell?
Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meatslapper.
On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go.
You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
the only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.


---------------------------------cut here-------------------------------


STANDARDIZED BONEHEAD REPLY FORM (c) copyright 1999 by someone else.

(check all boxes that apply)

Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] Flamer [ ] Loser [ ] Spammer [ ] Troller [ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek [ ] Freak [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis [ ] Racist [ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Satanist [ ] Homeopath [ ] Unbearably self-righteous person

I took exception to your recent:
[ ] Email [ ] Post to ____________________. (newsgroup)

It was (check all that apply):
[ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive [ ] Clueless [ ] Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged [ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent [ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant [ ] Clueless [ ] Stupid [ ] Fundamentalist [ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly [ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous [ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical [ ] Loathsome [ ] Satanic [ ] Despicable [ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit [ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[ ] You posted what should have been emailed [ ] You obviously don't know how to read your newsgroups line [ ] You are trying to make money on a non-commercial newsgroup [ ] You self-righteously impose your religious beliefs on others [ ] You self-righteously impose your racial beliefs on others [ ] You posted a binary in a non-binaries group [ ] You don't know which group to post in [ ] You posted something totally uninteresting [ ] You crossposted to *way* too many newsgroups [ ] I don't like your tone of voice [ ] What you posted has been done before. [ ] Not only that, it was also done better the last time. [ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply [ ] You started a long, stupid thread [ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread [ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it [ ] You posted a followup to crossposted robot-generated spam [ ] You posted a "test" in a discussion group rather than in alt.test [ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message [ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait [ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll [ ] You said "me too" to something [ ] You make no sense [ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful [ ] You must have spent your life in a skinner box to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad [ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme [ ] You claimed a pyramid-scheme/chain letter for money was legal [ ] Your margin settings (or lack of) make your post unreadable. Each line just goes on and on, not stopping at 75 characters, making it hard to read. [ ] You posted in ELitE CaPitALs to look k0OwL [ ] You posted a message in ALL CAPS, and you don't even own a TRS-80 [ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this newsgroup. [ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet. [ ] You are a loser. [ ] This has been pointed out to you before. [ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.

It is recommended that you:
[ ] Get a clue [ ] Get a life [ ] Go away [ ] Grow up [ ] Never post again [ ] Read every newsgroup you posted to for a week [ ] stop reading Usenet news and get a life [ ] stop sending Email and get a life [ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it [ ] Have your medication adjusted [ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor [ ] find a volcano and throw yourself in [ ] get a gun and shoot yourself [ ] Actually post something relevant [ ] Read the FAQ [ ] stick to FidoNet and come back when you've grown up [ ] Apologize to everybody in this newsgroup [ ] consume excrement [ ] consume excrement and thus expire [ ] Post your tests to alt.test/misc.test [ ] Put your home phone number in your ads from now on [ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help [ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else [ ] *plonk* [ ] Learn how to post or get off the usenet [ ] Most of the above [ ] All of the above [ ] Some of the above, not including All of the above [X] You are so clueless that I didn't even bother filling in this form.


------------------------end "standardized form"----------------------------


P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy, violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly, mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable, belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous, contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted, racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic, brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant, deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous, byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent, libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant, clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive, dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious, revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic, fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical, cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling, restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy, weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade, grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious, secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, abrasive, poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive, socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and generally Not Good.

mglobe

I got confused right after ahem.

Veloce Raptor

So did I.

Couldn't you tell?

Bonster

ROFL, you guys! What I was really hoping for was actually a little help on the thread (not this one, the other one) itself, but do it how you need to do it. Lol. If worse ever comes to worst, I will personally set up a forum JUST FOR US. Booyah. But I doubt it will come to that. VR's reply was priceless. Though, I am not sure that Bob quite deserved all that effort. He's only doing his 'job.'

Dang . . . this is the BEST part of Rennlist, even if we are a bunch of vulgar ****s. Oops. Sorry.