paradisenb

Kid prolly looked something like this;

JEC_31

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, its worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.
Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in...and then the trouble started.





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Bull

It is time to reflect on the fact that The Hokey Pokey may actually be "what its all about"!

deep_uv

Veloce Raptor

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Chaos

Penalty for bigamy... Two mother in laws

Bonster

Lucky night at the bar.

A guy had an interesting experience recently involving an "older" woman he met at a bar.

She looked pretty darn HOT for 62. She was drinking quite a bit and, while they were chatting, she came right out and asked him if he'd ever had a "sportsman's double" - a mother and daughter threesome.

He said no, but she might be able to talk him into it. So she slams back one last drink, wipes her mouth and, looking directly into his eyes, says, "Tonight's your lucky night."

So they go back to her place, she clicks on the hall light right as they enter her place, and she shouts upstairs:

"Mom! You still awake?"

Bonster

The Lone Ranger... The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian
war party.The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In
honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before
I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"The
Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."The Chief nods and Silver
is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear and the horse
gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman
on his back.As the Indian Chief watches in wonderment, the blonde enters the
Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night. The next morning the Indian Chief
admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse but I will still
kill you in two days. What is your second request?"The Lone Ranger again asked
to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him, and he again whispered in the
horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over
the horizon.Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns,
this time with a brunette even more attractive than the blonde. She entered
the Lone Ranger's tent and spent the night.The following morning the Indian
Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents but I still
kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd
like to speak to my horse ... alone."The Chief is curious but he agrees and
Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger
grabs Silver by both ears, looks him squarely in the eye and says very sternly,
"Listen very carefully you dumb *** horse.For the last time . . BRING POSSE"

Bonster

Investment tips for 2008

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes:
Investment tips for 2008 For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zest Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally ....

9. Victoria's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBang Bang

Bull

And....Fuller Brush and The Schick Safety Razor Companies will merge.....becoming Fuller Schick.