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Interesting Truck Slogan
Every time I see the new Nissan Titan commercial, where they are testing tie-downs in the beds, I can't help but to think what VR would say about their slogan: "When you put something in your bed, it should stay there." I look forward to the fun we'll have with this. And while we're at it, maybe we can make a few up of our own?
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If you're worth a damn, when you put something in your bed, it won't want to leave.
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Absolutely true, Mike. I know I, for one, don't need tie-downs to keep something in my bed.
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When they want to hang around is when the real trouble begins! A useful invention would be the Ejection Bed, particularly one that was voice activated so that if it heard certain words or phrases said in a female voice...wham-o...right out through the skylight! Of course, you would want a "delay button" for use when such things are said at an untimely moment.
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When they want to hang around is when the real trouble begins! A useful invention would be the Ejection Bed, particularly one that was voice activated so that if it heard certain words or phrases said in a female voice...wham-o...right out through the skylight! Of course, you would want a "delay button" for use when such things are said at an untimely moment.
Like "what are you thinking?"
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Thinking??? I don't usually think of anything during those times. My brain just kind of goes into auto-pilot. I've heard that women ask odd questions at times like this, though. I've not been one to do that, but I'm curious -- what is this chatter all about? I think the only question I've ever asked is "I'm going to get a glass of water . . . do you want one too?" Other than that, I don't recall ever asking much of anything. I don't like shopping either. Or make up. Maybe I'm just weird.
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Thinking??? I don't usually think of anything during those times. My brain just kind of goes into auto-pilot. I've heard that women ask odd questions at times like this, though. I've not been one to do that, but I'm curious -- what is this chatter all about? I think the only question I've ever asked is "I'm going to get a glass of water . . . do you want one too?" Other than that, I don't recall ever asking much of anything. I don't like shopping either. Or make up. Maybe I'm just weird.
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Yeah, I was regarding AFTER, not during -- it would take quite a bit of talent to drink a glass of water during, lol. I just go to sleep, myself. Fortunately, so does he. There'd be a problem otherwise, I presume. Talking is for the dinner table, or out on the patio, or whatever. There are times when having a conversation, certainly a serious one, just aren't appropriate. If anything, we might laugh about something, or tease each other. But never a serious conversation. Too many brain cells are temporarily frozen to think at about that time.
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Originally Posted by TD in DC
Like "what are you thinking?"
"I'm thinking this F'ng bed is f'ng DEFECTIVE"!
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Dave -- love the remotes! That's great! Why, Bull, would you say a bed is defective? Did you forget to put the quarter in?
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Originally Posted by Bonster
Dave -- love the remotes! That's great! Why, Bull, would you say a bed is defective? Did you forget to put the quarter in?
Speaking of quarters, we know that you Calyfornians think a quarter horse is the one found in front of the WalMart, where you have to chase the little kids away.......
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Dave -- love the remotes! That's great! Why, Bull, would you say a bed is defective? Did you forget to put the quarter in?
Bonni, there is a reason Bull is known as the Mid-Atlantic Minute Man....
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Actually, I'm a life long member of the AQHA, I know exactly what a quarter horse is. Mine's name was (miss her every day of my life) Christine S George (I nicknamed her "Christmas"). . . a Doc S George filly out of a Twilight mare. Bet you didn't know I'd come back with horse knowledge, eh?
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Minute man, ROFL. Yeah, I've heard it before, it's just still funny everytime I hear it.