Bonster

Every time I see the new Nissan Titan commercial, where they are testing tie-downs in the beds, I can't help but to think what VR would say about their slogan: "When you put something in your bed, it should stay there." I look forward to the fun we'll have with this. And while we're at it, maybe we can make a few up of our own?

mglobe

If you're worth a damn, when you put something in your bed, it won't want to leave.

Bonster

Absolutely true, Mike. I know I, for one, don't need tie-downs to keep something in my bed.

Bull

When they want to hang around is when the real trouble begins! A useful invention would be the Ejection Bed, particularly one that was voice activated so that if it heard certain words or phrases said in a female voice...wham-o...right out through the skylight! Of course, you would want a "delay button" for use when such things are said at an untimely moment.

TD in DC

Like "what are you thinking?"

Bonster

Thinking??? I don't usually think of anything during those times. My brain just kind of goes into auto-pilot. I've heard that women ask odd questions at times like this, though. I've not been one to do that, but I'm curious -- what is this chatter all about? I think the only question I've ever asked is "I'm going to get a glass of water . . . do you want one too?" Other than that, I don't recall ever asking much of anything. I don't like shopping either. Or make up. Maybe I'm just weird.

TD in DC

I wasn't talking about during. I was talking about when I am trying to go to sleep afterwards. And if you are thinking about getting a glass of water during, well . . .

Bonster

Yeah, I was regarding AFTER, not during -- it would take quite a bit of talent to drink a glass of water during, lol. I just go to sleep, myself. Fortunately, so does he. There'd be a problem otherwise, I presume. Talking is for the dinner table, or out on the patio, or whatever. There are times when having a conversation, certainly a serious one, just aren't appropriate. If anything, we might laugh about something, or tease each other. But never a serious conversation. Too many brain cells are temporarily frozen to think at about that time.

Veloce Raptor

This thread certainly has taken an interesting turn.

Bull

If they are still around to hear a reply:

"I'm thinking this F'ng bed is f'ng DEFECTIVE"!

Bonster

Dave -- love the remotes! That's great! Why, Bull, would you say a bed is defective? Did you forget to put the quarter in?

Bull

Try to follow along now Bonni, and stop hijacking these important, intellectual threads.

Speaking of quarters, we know that you Calyfornians think a quarter horse is the one found in front of the WalMart, where you have to chase the little kids away.......

Veloce Raptor

Bonni, there is a reason Bull is known as the Mid-Atlantic Minute Man....

Bonster

Actually, I'm a life long member of the AQHA, I know exactly what a quarter horse is. Mine's name was (miss her every day of my life) Christine S George (I nicknamed her "Christmas"). . . a Doc S George filly out of a Twilight mare. Bet you didn't know I'd come back with horse knowledge, eh?

Bonster

Minute man, ROFL. Yeah, I've heard it before, it's just still funny everytime I hear it.