Toby Pennycuff

You forgot to add the visual of the rear window washer involuntarily peeing all over the window before it opens on its own.

And where are the mentions of the Cowboy Buckles strangling something in the back seat?

And the environmental disaster zone declared due to dessicant bags rupturing and spewing their contents everywhere?

And radios magically operating at volume level 11 while the windows roll up on their own to create one's own Innagoddavida heaven?

Man, the visauls could be so rich!

Screw the forum t-shirt........ we need a Cayenne youtube video!

Bill P.

This forum certainly has it's handfull of tireless dissenters....

A good friend of mine has an '04 and loves it. It's been parked outside most of the time and still looks fantastic inside and out. Great finishes and, for the most part, trouble free. But then, she only has 58k on it.

I'm seriously considering getting one when my lease is up.

User 52121

LOL you guys crack me up


What about a 951 with a 968 M030 conversion?

ltc

Dissenters? To whom are you referring?
AFAIK, they are more like Cayenne survivors and current owners, well except me, I never owned a Cayenne.
It's called humor and it's the only way you can possibly strap yourself into a pig and have any self dignity.

ltc

That's what we're here for.
Start taking yourself too seriously (like some people...I'm not going to mention names, they know who they are) and I'll unleash the squirrels.



No.

Toby Pennycuff

What ^he said!

ltc

Look at him, he finally gets BiXenons and he's full of confidence

Sam CS 05

now tell me if $20 a year is not worth the fun here...

Go for the "S".

Bill P.

I get it Lewis and appreciate the ongoing humor amongst the regulars. My sense of humor leans decidedly towards the sardonic side at times. However, a noob might find have a hard time finding a seat at the good ol' boys club.

ltc

#1 EnigmaWmn is definitely not a boy,...and since she's expecting , that's no way to refer to a woman in such a condition.

#2. AFAIK, we've never denied anyone membership to the Pig Pen. There have been completely unfounded and baseless reports of cannibalism, newbies disappearing around cliffs, etc, but no one has ever been turned away.
However, upon further review, perhaps a warning...no strike that...perhaps a disclaimer at the top of the forum might marinate...no strike that...prepare newbies for what they are about to experience.

#3. IMHO, the Cayenne knowledge here is the best on the web.

#4. If folks begin to take themselves too seriously, see # 2 above.

I like this forum...but nowhere near enough to get me to buy a Cayenne.

Toby Pennycuff

Hey now, I resemble that remark! Besides, I've had Bi-Xenons ever since I got the Turbo back in 2006.

I'm in search of new challenges now. I have already offered to "help" the mObridge boys some. Can't wait to "help" them. First things first, I'm gonna teach those Aussies about version numbers and software! Last time I checked, 01.07.02 was NOT the same as 1.7.2. Tastes like chicken.

littlejt1

Blasphemy!! But agree the expertise here is the best.

Slow Guy

Good luck!

Toby Pennycuff

My nickname is Don Quixote and I love to tilt at windmills! Just read my eipcs on Bi-Xenon lights!

Toby Pennycuff

Actually, "....My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"