Chaos

Newbies this WILL happen to you!

Sat eve 7pm,Home Depot gutter repair run, wife has my Lexus.

FOUR open spaces in all directions.

Enter one Jack Off SUV Driver.

Mudcat

Geez! Hate it when that happens.

911Steve

It's happened to me a number of times, the biggest problem is opening the P-car door to get inside.you know our cars needing the door to open full opened! Pisses me off all the time, they are probably watching from a safe distance to see our reactions

Zeus993

Brilliant!

mattyf

Happens all the time.

I can't say for sure, but sometimes I think it might be innocent, e.g. the other driver parks next to us because we surely won't give them a door ding, so they know it's safe. But usually this happens with other nicer cars, not big nasty SUVs.

fskof

Happens to me all of the time regardless of which vehicle I drive. I always park a mile away from the entrance parked where there is no car in site, you come back and there will always be 6 cars parked right next to you. My theory is that most people are just like "sheep" and they just follow the herd.

fskof

I love how the owner of the SUV gave himself some room tp prevent a door ding on his drivers side.

Freakhead

+1

My wife complains about the distance away I park to avoid dings...then someone parks right next to me and defeats the purpose.

wisky

I have the opposite approach usually - I park with the group of cars and hope for the best - worst case scenario - call the PDR guy after a few dings accumulate.

RugRunner

It never fails...until you repay their favor. As a hypothetical, I may also have been at a large chain store and may have been driving my company car... After I parked and finished my shopping, I returned to my car to find it practically parked in by an a$$hole in a large diesel truck parked clear across the parking space lines. Even though I'm a slender guy, I needed to slink in SIDEWAYS to get into my car. Given that there was less than a foot between my drivers side and his passenger side, my car door **may** have forcefully and repeatedly come into contact with his. You're welcome.

gvcap10

If I could only count the times!!!!! Drives me crazy.....

Gaspasser19

I read somewhere that one guy had such a difficult time squeezing into his car after one of those asshat parking maneuvers that it caused him to have a seizure in the hand that was holding his key all over the side of the offending car

TommyV44

Jerkoffs are everywhere!

Tom

GSIRM3

I hate those ****'s

CAVU

and valet parkers could give a $hit too...

I had words with the hotel manager and he was not pleased either. I learned that most hotels contract out their valet parking.

The manager did comp my valet parking for the duration of the stay and there was no harm to the car.